You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone...with sprinkles.β
Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
Did you hear about the guy who dipped his balls in glitter? Pretty Nuts.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the worlds hardest riddle! Good luck π- βI turn polar bears white and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid and normal people look like celebrities.β
Guys stop making funny jokes of orphans what their parents are gonna get mad oh wait continue
Guys help- i need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being fr rn guys help
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
guys depression can not be turned into a jock
What happened when the japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five
He left him hanging
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA
I remember waving at this guy in the street, the asshole didn't wave back... Come to think of it he was also swing around a weird stick.
What type of people think rape jokes are funny?
Only the coolest people in the world! I fucking love you guys π
What do gay guys and priests have in common
They are both gay in there Own ways
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
What do you call a guy at your doorstep with no arms or legs... Matt
A Chinese guy said to his friend : I saw you fucking your donkey, yesterday.
His friend : No , that's impossible , it's too hot inside.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
There were 5 people on an airplane. 1. The pilot 2. The businessman 3. The Minister 4. The school child 5. The Smartest person in the world
The plane takes off, A good, solid 1 hour in, The pilot comes out and says "Ok guys, I have good news and bad news, Bad News is the plane is gonna crash, The good news is that I have 4 parachutes" The pilot says to his passengers, " Well I'm a pilot, I fly planes, People depend on me" Took a parachute and went out. The businessman stands up and says " Well I'm a businessman, I run companies" Took a parachute and went out The smartest person in the world stands up and says " I'm the smartest person in the world, No one is smarter than me" Took a parachute and went out Now the minister says to the school child " Well God has given me a good life, I want you to take the last parachute" and the school child has a massive smile on her face and starts laughing all of the sudden and the minister says " Why are you smiling?!, We're about to die!!!!" and the school child says to the minister "Well actually not gonna die because there are still 2 parachutes left because the smartest person in the world just took my school bag
