Gravitation jokes
Your mamma is so fat that she has a gravitational pull.
Fat kids are so fat, they have their own gravitational pull.
You're so fat, you have your own gravitational pull.
Yo forehead so large, it has its own gravitational pull.
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
What objects have the most gravitational force?
A Lambo and a gold digger.
My Premier is so fat she has her own gravitational pull.
I’d tell BlessedBrian to aim for the stars, but it seems like his GRAVITATIONAL PULL is holding him back.
If gravity pulls things down at 9.8 m/s squared, why did the emo kid not come down?
Why does air not come down? I think gravity didn't like the Facebook page of air.
Even if there were no gravity, I would still fall for you...
Even if there was no gravity, I'd still fall for you.
Why did Bob fall? Because gravity was mad at him.
Your forehead's so big that it has its own gravitational pull.
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A black hole is a region in space where gravity is so strong that nothing, not even light, can escape from it, usually forming when a massive star collapses under its own gravity at the end of its life. The boundary around it is called the event horizon, and once anything crosses this boundary, it cannot return. Black holes are mainly described by their mass, spin, and electric charge, and they come in several types,… Read more
May so fat he has his own gravitational orbit