Good jokes

I did a good job of being home from school.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?

A good start :)

Once my cat was playing video games. I was OVERWATCHing him.

I asked him to PAWS the game. He then hissed at me. I was surprised; he usually has a good PURRsonality. He said he YARNED to play the game.

My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.

What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.

Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.

Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].

You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!

Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

Because they like to floss.

What's the opposite of an exorcism?

When Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child...

Why are Americans so good at shooting?

We have the best schools for it.

I learned how to say "virgin" in German: "Good and tight."

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!

Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!

White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*

Natives: Can y-

White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.

I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.

My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"

So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."

Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."

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Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.