Good jokes
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Why are Americans so good at shooting?
We have the best schools for it.
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Memes
It's 5050
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
Imagine going up to an emo and saying, "You're just like a spider, you're both good at hanging."
Some moving men had just begun their day's work.
The first thing they brought into the house was a huge couch.
The owner came in and asked how everything was going. They replied, "Sofa so good."
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Good Morning! Have a Great Day!
#Ijustwokeup
So, every time I walk in the door, my kid shuts his laptop. So, I check his history. It was good, but my wife checked mine, and she didn't say the same. The words I heard were, "Get out!"
Her: I love Kobe Bryant!
Me: Helicopter Helicopter
Her:.....
Me: At least you don't say save the trees, cus damn Kobe is good.
When you're at school and you have to wipe your ass, but it's only one ply...
Your finger breaks through... mmm, finger lickin' good.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What do you call a reverse exorcism?
It's where a demon pulls a priest out of a child.
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I did a walk today and had fun. Today, I did not have to go get my kids and get to my new house. π It was a good day. I had fun. I did a walk today. I had fun today, but Iβm going to be at the car π when Iβm at my car. π What time was your night time? What time did [you go to bed]?
Man, Iβm so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad itβs a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
Have a good summer!
Why was the egg naughty? Because he wanted a good cracking!