Good jokes
What do you call 10,000 lawyers at the bottom of the sea?
A good start :)
Hi 👋 I love 💕 you know I do. What a good night of a good [something].
I did a good job of being home from school.
What is a good night? Sleep tight, I have four.
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
The Leaning Tower of Pisa has good reflexes.
Who were the people that survived 9/11?
The ones who decided it would be a good idea to jump.
Guy: Hi, how was your day today?
Woman: Good!
Guy: *Well I can’t ask her out cause she’s pregnant*
Guy: How many months pregnant are you?
Woman: What to you mean?!?! Also, I’m not pregnant.
Why are cheetahs not good at hiding?
They’re always spotted!
My sister told me she liked Medusa.
I said, "Huh?"
My sister said my blow jobs are so good she looks up at the guy's facial expression, and when they look down, they do nothing but stay still.
Why are Nazis so good at soccer?
Because they're so good at shooting.
Family are together playing charades.
Me: "50 Shades of Grey!" Yes, I'm so good at charades! Put your shirt back on, Nan!
Why is a waiter good at math?
Because he knows his TABLES! 🤣
Angel is a good word.
Yo mama so fat it took Nationwide three years to get on her good side.
My ex misses me, good thing she'll never hit me.
GOOD MORNING USA!!!! I GOT A FEELING THAT IVE SEEN A FUCKIN NlGGER TODAY!!!
Brrr, it's fucking cold outside, aye? What do you guys want for Christmas? A sweet video game? Maybe a cool action figure? Oh, how about the latest phone!
Who me? Oh, I guess... I wish snow could melt as fast as the snowflakes that downvote good jokes! Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
White people: *come to America, meet natives and take food, kill them, rape them, and enslave them.*
Natives: Can y-
White people: Hey, you remember all that horrible sh*t we did to you? Let's have a good laugh about it over dinner with your buddies and my new wives.