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Good Jokes

Kobe

I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

Alphabet

A child asks his teacher to go to the toilet.

"Before you go, recite the alphabet," the teacher says.

"a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z"

"Good, but where's the p?"

"Running down my leg."

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  • Waiter

    "Oh, waiter! Waiter!"

    "Yes, sir?"

    "Do you have frog's legs?"

    "Why, yes."

    "Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"

    Exorcism

    You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?

    It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.

    Orphan

    What's the only good thing about being an orphan?

    All snacks are family sized!

    Blowjob

    🤔 What do gay men who are physically handicapped ♿ can do better than a man who is heteroflexible when 🤔 he has another man's 😍 😋 😜 😏 😳 😉 cock inside 😋 of his warm mouth 👄 👄 give a 👍 👍 good blowjob?

    Ramen

    I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

    Baby

    So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesn’t see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."

    Sex

    Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.

    Gay Man

    What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?

    One makes your day and one makes your whole week.

    People

    Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

    They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.

    Grave

    Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.

    Patient: What's the good news?

    Doctor: I've got you flowers.

    Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?

    Doctor: They're for your grave.