Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger licken' good!
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
Whats the only good thing about being an orphan? All snacks are family sized!
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I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me Shoyu."
So this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road he starts speeding. Eventually he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesnβt see his wife. He asks the doctor, is my wife okay, she was carrying my child. The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes βAPRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage
Good sex sounds like a white man walking across the street with flip-flops on.
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
What's the difference between a good TV show and a gay man?
One makes your day and one make your whole week.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds
You look good with anything, but nothing works too
Im so good at sleeping, i can do it with my eyes closed.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger 'a minor'
what did the orphan ask Santa for. a good family
*An obese depressed mother is trying to tie a noose but can't reach it so she calls her son for help* *a few minutes later* son: there mother: where did you learn to tie such a good noose? son: dad showed me before he died mother: DAM HIM TO HE- *slips and noose chokes her to death*
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
i swear in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers cant even win a war, might as well send all your school shooters over there
Suicide is just freedom, life is just full of pain... sometimes if you're gone maybe somebody might notice. Feels like life is a maze and the only way to leave is the exit. Nobody notices your pain, your suffering, and that you try your best though everyone notices your mistakes. Life just feels like everyone hates you. Life for me is just faking smiles, I'm not sure how everyone lives such a good life.
roses are red violets are violets my dad died in 9/11 and he was a good piolet
Why are the Americans good at rubix cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colours.
