Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
Things to kids:
Dragapult: "Ooh, look! Some ammo."
A Good Parent: "My baby!"
Michael Jackson: (HeeHee)
I canβt believe itβs been over a year since Kobe decided heβs too good to wait in traffic.
"Oh, waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes, sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why, yes."
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
You ever hear of a reverse exorcism?
It's where the devil tells the priest to get out of the child.
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
So, this guy and his wife figure out that she has gotten pregnant. The baby is due March 31st. Well, the guy is at work and he gets a call from his wife. She tells him she is going into labor. He rushes to pick her up, and once he is on the road, he starts speeding. Eventually, he hits another car and swerves off the road into a ditch. He wakes up in the hospital, looks around but doesnβt see his wife. He asks the doctor, "Is my wife okay? She was carrying my child." The doctor said the wife is fine and the baby is in good health. 10 seconds later he goes, "APRIL FOOLS! Your wife is dead and your child has brain damage."
Why is Stephen Hawking good at skateboarding? Because he's always on the ramps.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."