Little Johnny was sitting in class, and he was behind a girl called Sally. The teacher asks the class, "Who created the Earth?" And Little Johnny pokes Sally in the back with his sharpened pencil, and she jumps and says, "MY GOD!" And the teacher says, "Yes, Sally, God did create the Earth." Sally sits down. Then, the teacher asks, "Where do you go after you live a good life?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally again, and she jumps up and says, "HEAVENS TO BETSY!" And the teacher says, "Yes Sally. You will go to heaven after you live a good life." Sally sits down, knowing full well Little Johnny was poking her. Sally gave Little Johnny an angry glare, and she turns around. And then, the teacher asks the class, "What did Eve say to Adam after their 77th child?" and Little Johnny pokes Sally HARDER this time in the back, and Sally jumps, turns around and says, "If you stick that thing in me one more time, I swear I'm gonna lose it!" And the teacher faints.
my friend was on wheelchair......he committed suicide yesterday, I remember when i met him last time he told us a good joke and i appreciated him and i told him to become stand up comedian.
It’s really hard to maintain a good body lately, unless you put it in a freezer
A: she looks good when she opens her hair.😮 B:you will look good when you will open your wallet. 👛
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
me. mom would you get mad at me for something i didn't do. mom. no. me ok good i didn't do my homework
A wife and husband had been on a strict diet and the wife said yaknow weve been good about our diet lets have a cheat night tonight. The wife came home with kfc and wendys. the husband came home with sylvia from the office.
What do Painters and Prostitutes have in common? They're both paid for a good finish..
Why is parking a car like finding a girlfriend?
All the good ones are taken so you stick it in the disabled one and hope nobody notices
Wanna hear a good joke?
My dad’s love for me
I know a good airplane joke but it would probably go over your heads. The twin towers: no it won't.
what type of meat do priests eat on good friday? Nun
I was going on a date when I decided to put on Penaldo’s PR7 cologne to smell good. As I put on the cologne, my skin started to turn invisible! I then realized the cologne had made me turn into a ghost 👻. Shame on you Penaldo for ruining my date 😡
So I heard the CEO gave her daughter a really good spot in the company. Everyone is mad but I think it just goes to show that it pays to sleep with your boss.
Why are Indians such good actors
Most of them are phone scammers
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
What do KFC and pussy have in common? Both are finger lickin' good and after you are done eating you have a box to put the bone in.
so the teacher go up to you and says im going to call your parents me: good luck finding them
