Good jokes

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Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.

He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."

"Love is a good thing, never be embarrassed by it."

I thought fruit tasted good. I guess I was wrong.

Want to know something good about people giving ZERO fucks about you and living in the country?

Everybody knows nothing.

Good night, boys.

I like goodies.

I just came up with a really good deaf people joke! The great thing is that they won't be able to hear it!

Your hairline so far back.

Even LeBron James had a good laugh!

I wasn’t close to my dad when he died. It’s a good thing he stepped on a land mine.

Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?

Because Americans are really good at separating colors.

Man, this walk is really good. Oh wait, you can't.

I tried to organize a professional Hide-and-Seek tournament, but it was a complete failure. Good players are hard to find.

Why are Germans so good at cleaning?

They have experience in ethnic cleansing.

You know all these hairline jokes are good but are very rude, but your hairline is built like the Leaning Tower of Pisa.

Little Johnny was living with his grandpa during the summer. Well, grandpa had a beer, and Johnny said, "Grandpa, let me get a sip of that." Grandpa said, "Well, lil Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And lil Johnny said, "Well no sir." And grandpa said, then no, you can't.

Later that day, papaw (grandpa) had a cigar, and Johnny said let me get a hit of that, and papaw asked, "Well, Johnny, does your d**k reach your a**?" And Johnny said no again. Then papaw was shooting his gun, and Johnny asked if he could shoot it, and grandpa asked Johnny if his d**k reached his a**, and Johnny said no.

Well, after supper, Johnny's grandma made Johnny some ice cream (the most amazing bowl of ice cream EVER), and grandpa said, "Johnny, let me get a bit of that ice cream," and Johnny asked papaw, "Well, papaw, does your d**k reach your a**?" And papaw said, "Well, Johnny, as a matter of a fact, it does," and Johnny said, "Good, now go f**k yourself because you ain't getting none of my ice cream!"

Stephanie

I was taking a walk near the prison when I saw a good looking guy climbing down the fence, and when he noticed me, he gave me a sneer! It was pretty condescending.

Why'd Susie go down the slide too fast?

Because her wheelchair was good.

One day Little Johnny saw his grandpa smoking a cigar. Johnny said, "Can I have a puff?"

Grandpa said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."

Later that day, Johnny saw his grandpa drinking a drink. Johnny said, "Can I have a sip?"

Grandpa said the same thing, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Johnny said, "No, then that's your answer."

Later that night, Johnny was eating some cookies in the kitchen. Grandpa said, "Hi son, can I have a cookie?"

Johnny said, "Can your dick touch your ass?"

Grandpa said, "Yes."

Johnny said, "Good, go fuck yourself!"

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