One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says “well can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied “no”. So the grandpa says “okay.” And leaves it at that and walks off. A few years later the boy asks his grandfather for some money again and his grandfather once again asks “can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says “yes it can.” To which the grandpa says “good, now go fuck yourself.”
Pedophiles smell good
Why was Stephen hawkings good at football because he is a pro dribbler
Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?
Because he had good taste.
Why are blind people so good ad being a jedi? They are always swinging a stick
Why is Steven Hawkins good at skate boarding ? Cos he's always on the ramps
Q. Why is Stephen Hawing so good at air guitar A. Because he has excellent string theory
2 cows are standing in a field.
Cow 1: did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?
Cow 2: good thing i'm a helicopter.
So this guy thought he was funny by pissing on the floor and not in the urnel......Later on I guess some kid ran into the bathroom because well he probably had to go but yeah he slipped and fell and hit his head on the urnel so all in all it was a pretty good prank on his part
I have good faith in the glue police. They usually stick to their word.
Why was Jesus not good at Basketball? . . . Because he died in the Cross 😈
What's better then a meme a really good vines
I asked a <a href="https://chritmis.com/romantic-good-morning-messages/">Chinese girl </a> for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
One day a man was fixing a car, and he accidentally got brake oil in his mouth. He was about to spit it out, but then he thought, "Hmm, this tastes pretty good!" So he would keep drinking brake oil. But his friends were getting worried about him, and they were like, "Dude, this can't be healthy." But he said, "Don't worry. I can STOP anytime."
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard? One's a good lot of fat the other's a fat lot of good
A good bath is like a dead lover.
You can enjoy them, that is until they get too cold.
There is one good part about paedophiles... they go slow in school zones
Did you hear about the restaurant there putting on the moon Good food but no atmosphere
Hello There have a good day
Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.
