Why are hindustan bhai so good at Python?
When they are hungry, they use Python and take credit card information ;). You know what they say, you give a man a curry and he eats for a day, you give a man a language and he eats for a lifetime.
I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
5 Cobra Kai Facts:
1: Johnny = Daniel
2: Miguel > Robby
3: Miyagi Do = Eagle Fang
4: Chozen and Daniel > Kreese and Silver
5: Tory is actually a good person.
Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.
I started crying when dad was chopping onions. Onions was a good dog.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes they have no delivery.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died. Which was good he died during 9/11
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
I was trying to make a joke about fighting, but I couldn't come up with a good punchline.
Here's a good tree joke to spruce up your day!
I am not that good at making ice jokes, but it will suffice.
Why did the bodybuilder go to the crustacean church?
Because it was a good source of mussel mass!
Why did the crows form a charity?
Because it's all for good caws!
I would tell you a good joke, but I can’t, so here is a bad one.
I would tell you a joke about a teacher, but she’d kill you at school.
Why does Megan sound like a man, but she is a good singer and rapper, but then people talk about her? What's y'all rapper are singer?
"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."
Some weird kid came into school today with his tagging gun. He tagged my friend really good. At the end, he tagged 12 students and 1 teacher. VICTORY ROAYAL ✌
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
