Good Will jokes
When a woman is something weeks or months pregnant and her stomach has a visible bump, everyone rubs her tummy, but no one tickles the husband's balls and says, "Good job, buddy!"
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
They say that bad things happen to good people.
So if you get run over by a car just know you're a good person.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
I can't remember the last full conversation I had with my grandfather.
Good thing is, since he hit his head, he can't remember either.
Memes
Yo mama so nasty, she gave yo daddy head, then gave you a kiss good night.
I'm 5'6", and my mom is 5'1" and 1/2. She always says she's going to get a suicide vest and fill it with bricks and squish me. I tell her good luck.
And when she tries to hug me, she says, "You're too fucking tall, kid," so I usually reply with "Go get a stool then."
Hey guys! Just a reminder that the guy below me is a crying bitch! Have a good day!
I was watching The Perfect Murder with my boyfriend. It was a good movie, but the weird thing was that my boyfriend was taking notes throughout the whole movie.
Yo mama's so fat, it took me two buses and a train to get to her good side.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.