It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote," one of my best friends would still be alive.
Good Will Jokes
I'll tell you a good joke. Stephen Hawking went for a walk.
Hope this is good!
Why are Mexicans good at Uno?
They always steal the green card.
Why are orphans good at dodge ball?
No one misses them.
What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?
He drops the Mike.
Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.
I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.
Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.
A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good. He died during 9/11.
I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.
Onions was a good dog.
My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.
I worry about him sometimes.
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
You're just big and good.
Organise my brother's bucks party and got confused when he asked for a hot 22 year old for I brought him 20 two yr Olds....
Good thing my brother's a little bit different.
Guys, say "A wrecked isle dysfunction" really loud and you will get good luck for 10 years.
Q: What is the difference between a tire and 365 condoms?
A: One is a good year, one is a great year.
