Good Will jokes

This is two heads.

Deaf. "Deep water." ""

- "78 years."

Are you interested again? ""

"If you go ... you are there."

"No. 85 is good."

What is the most important value? It does not take cheese.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!

What did the water say to the cup?

"Good day!"

Why was the rapper always good at math?

Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because he could count his bars.

Why was the rapper so good at math?

Because they could always count on their beats!

What is a good night sleep? I love it when you walk home and walk home from school and walk home and walk home from home and walk home and get a good night walk and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from school and walk home from...

My dad is so good at hiding, even the FBI can't find him.

I worry about him sometimes.

What does Finn Wolfhard do when he makes a good joke?

He drops the Mike.

A handicapped person tells a good joke, but he can't be a stand up comedian.

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?

Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.

If the USA is so good,

Why did they make a USB?

I sat down and reminisced about the past. I remembered all the people I've lost along the way.

Maybe becoming a tour guide wasn't a good idea.

Every bad joke can become a good joke with a good delivery, but abortion jokes, they have no delivery.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good. He died during 9/11.

I started crying when Dad was chopping onions.

Onions was a good dog.

"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"

"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"

This is how to die soft 101.

Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?

I can never get away from my dog, he follows me everywhere. I think you two would be really good friends.