Good Will jokes
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.
Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.
Memes
MatPat’s final theory leaked!
A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."
"Then how about Karaoke?"
To which he replied, "I have two left throats."
I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.
He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.
Good luck, Gwen, with everything!
*Chatting with a stranger on the internet*
Me: Hi, how are you?
A stranger: I'm fine, hbu?
Me: I'm good. 🤷♂️
Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?
Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.
Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.
Good (DYM 92).
The best quote by Kim Jong Un:
"Meeting girl in park is good, but parking meat in girl is better."
Never give up, 'cause never gonna give you up.
Never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna desert you.
Every 911 joke isn't that good.
Well, at least not until they come crashing down.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
Meeting a girl at a park is good, but parking meat in girl is better.
Meeting a girl at the park is good. But parking meat in a girl is better.
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
They said that new Juice WRLD album was shakin' good....
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