Good Will jokes

Good (DYM 92).

Hi good morning, Alex, are you on? This is So Chat...

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

I'm great!! I'm good. I'm doing good hahaha. I mean "well" haha! Haha I'm doing well, not good! Haha I'm not doing good! I'm not doing so good.

You wonder where my dad is.

Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!

Where do you bring a canoe that doesn’t feel good?... The boat dock.

I started crying when Dad started cutting onions.

Onions was a good dog.

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.

I think it was wrong for that school shooter to end his life at the scene.

He could have done some good by becoming some lonely lifer's bottom.

Little Johnny: Dad, why are you rubbing the horse's chest and butt?

Dad: I want to see if it's good enough to buy.

Little Johnny: I think Uncle Joe wants to buy Mom.

Emo kids are so good at kicking football. I hear they have good hang time.

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

Every 911 joke isn't that good.

Well, at least not until they come crashing down.

Check out my new song. It’s called “Nlggas in the hood,” and it’s really good, so go listen.

I went for a walk today, and I did a good job of telling what time it was.

I did a walk today, but I did have a good day. Tomorrow night, I...

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Charlie.

Charlie who?

Charlie Brown! Good grief!

My teacher told me to have a good day. SOOOOOOOOOO I went home :)

Why are orphans not that good at baseball?

They can never hit a homerun.