Good Will jokes

My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.

Do you know what is good about being an orphan?

Every candy bar is family sized.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.

Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!

Person: WTF!

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled!

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had to walk around the house.

I did have a good night and I did a good night and I had fun.

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.

🎨🧑🏻‍🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!

What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?

A male Duck on Viagra.

Sex is like pizza.

When it’s hot, it’s great.

When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

I did a good walk and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and walk, walk home, and walk, walk home from school, and people live in the house with my dog. I had to a dog and.

What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms?

One’s a Good Year, the other’s a great year.

I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.

I've tried to like all of your jokes. They are funny 😆 and joshisboss, you are awesome. Keep up the good work 👍!

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

Hi guys, I feel forgotten lol. I feel like a banana peel... no one will talk to me. Oh, I got a good idea! We do a Google Meet!