Good Will jokes
My grief counselor died.
He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂
What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?
A very good person.
"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."
"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."
"I'm very good in sports."
"In which sports?"
"EA Sports."
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
Memes
What is a cow that's good at math good for?
Meat pie.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don’t even care.
Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
Jack and Jill wanted some pills.
So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.
Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.
Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!
Person: WTF!
Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.
A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...
Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???
Child: Both.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
🎨🧑🏻🦰 day was that good fun day at home 🏠. I had to the earth and I love it when you get a home and walk walk home from school and walk home and walk walk home from school and walk walk home 🏠. Was your birthday 🎁? I did.
Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!
Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.