Good Will jokes

Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer, but they only had 2 dollars each.

Christopher got an idea and ran away to the butcher to see if he could get something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.

"Are you crazy?!" said Tony to Christopher. "We don't have any money!"

"Take it easy now," said Christopher. "I have a plan."

When they finished drinking everything up, Christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth.

The bartender saw what they did and threw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub.

After the 10th pub, Tony said: "I can't do this anymore. I am drunk, and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk."

"How do you think I feel?" said Christopher, exhausted. "I dropped the sausage in the 3rd pub!"

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

Good morning everybody, well I could say that unlike emo kids.

Hitler was a good man because, after all, he did kill Hitler.

Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?

Because it's finger lickin' good!

What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.

Jack and Jill wanted some pills.

So they went to the dealer; he saw they were kids and said, "Fuck this shit," then Jack rocked his ass and took all the good shit except birth control pills.

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.

"Thank God there are no of these ahahha ya thank God to pranks."

"Oh I forgot a dance 🕺 😅 joke is good ok for kids."

My grief counselor died.

He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

"I'm very good in sports."

"In which sports?"

"EA Sports."

What do you call someone who subscribes to Toast4128 on YouTube?

A very good person.

Period blood is like KFC, because it's finger-licking good!