Good Will jokes

My grief counselor died.

He was so good, I don’t even care! 😂😂😂

"I'm very good in sports."

"In which sports?"

"EA Sports."

As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.

What is a cow that's good at math good for?

Meat pie.

Person: Bro, you have a bad and stupid life.

Me: Yeah, it was all good till you were here!

Person: WTF!

I don’t struggle with depression, at this point I’ve got it down. I’m good at depression.

Old woman: You are such a darling child. Please come and see me again next year.

A year later, as child walks up to the door of the old lady's house...

Old woman: Oh my! Goodness sakes, child! Have you grown, or have I shrank???

Child: Both.

I wasn't close to my dad when he died.

Which was good, he died to a landmine.

You must have a good power supply, because you're easy to turn on!

Why do potatoes make good detectives?

Because they keep their eyes peeled!

Teacher: Great! You’re studying in break time!

Student: Thank you. I heard that it is good to study before sleep.

Sex is like pizza.

When it’s hot, it’s great.

When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.

Even people who are good for nothing can bring a smile to your face.

For instance, when you push them down the stairs.

Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense.

They have to come out of the closet sometime.

What’s the difference between weed and pussy?

If you can smell weed from across the room, it means the weed's good.

I’ve been munching away on these new Tic Tacs recently and honestly, they are really good.

It’s a little strange how they came in a bottle labeled “Ibuprofen” though, and really, I’m starting to feel a little sick. The bottle’s almost empty though, so it’s time to get some more!

What kind of animal makes a good bottle opener?

A male Duck on Viagra.

How do you know someone from India is a good sniper?

They have a dot in the middle of the head.

Why were the Twin Towers so good at football? They were the best wide receiver of their time!

How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?

You get a good connection.