Good Will jokes
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!
"If you're good at something, never do it for free."
Rapboat's mom charges $5 a blowie.
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills!
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the beet!
For a golfer, Tiger Woods isn't very good of a driver.
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats.
Why are Germans good at smoking?
They had experience with smoking.
Three men are working on a building site.
Every day, they sit down to eat their lunch together at the top of the building.
The first man opens his lunchbox to reveal a ham sandwich.
"By god," the man exclaims, "I hate ham sandwiches. I’ve been working in construction for twenty years, and every day, despite me telling her how much I despise it, my wife gives me a ham sandwich. If I get a ham sandwich in my lunch again, I will throw myself off the top of this building and kill myself."
The second man opens his lunchbox, revealing a cheese sandwich.
"Holy crow, another cheese sandwich! I hate these things, I tell you. Every day, I tell my wife how much I despise cheese sandwiches, but I still get them in my lunch. I’m with you buddy—if I ever get a cheese sandwich in my lunch again, I’m killing myself."
The third man, having opened his lunchbox, now pipes in.
"I don’t believe it—another tuna sandwich! If I had a penny for every time I’ve told my wife how much I hate these, I wouldn’t have to work on this sordid site no more! I’m sick of it—count me in, if I get a tuna sandwich in my lunchbox again, I’m killing myself."
The next day, the three men regroup at the top of the building and open their lunchboxes: the first man – a ham sandwich, the second – a cheese sandwich, the third – a tuna sandwich.
The three men exchange solemn looks before jumping in unison from the height of the building.
At the funeral for the three men, their grieving wives turn to each other.
"If only I’d known how much he didn’t like ham sandwiches," says the first man’s wife, "I always thought he was being ironic!"
"And if only I’d known how much he didn’t like cheese sandwiches," says the second man’s wife, "I always thought he was being sarcastic!"
"And if only I’d known how much he didn’t like tuna sandwiches," says the third man’s wife, "but I don’t know what good it would have done—the fool made his own lunch!"
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."