Good Will jokes
Why was the booty so good at poker?
Because it always had a good PAIR.
Why was the booty so good at math?
It knew all the ANGLES.
My friend's dad died during 9/11. He was such a good pilot, but my friend kept disturbing him, so when his dad died, he said, "It was you who killed me" (to the child).
So the child said, "Yoo-hoo? What type of name is Yoo-hoo, but Yoo-hoo, Yoo-hoo come here, I need to kill you NOW."
Why don't booties make good drummers?
They can't keep a beat without making a FART NOISE.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he dropped the mic and picked up weights!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS!
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their beats!
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
Why aren't Americans good at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
"Just ditched a woman. Feelin' good!" -Techno
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count his bars.
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to count his bars!
I’m really good at algebra. I can replace your X without even asking Y.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?
I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.
Why don't rappers ever play hide-and-seek?
Because good luck hiding when your name's always dropping!