Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could count bars like NOBODY’S BUSINESS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because they could always count on their BEATS
What do KFC and pussy have in common?
Both are finger lickin' good, and after you are done eating, you have a box to put the bone in.
"Just ditched a women. Feelin good!" -Techno
Why was the rapper always calm during storms?
Because he had a good FLOW
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk? He didn't have a good counter act
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never SKIPPED a BEAT
Why did the rapper become a chef?
Because he was good at SERVING RHYMES
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could COUNT his BARS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he knew how to COUNT his BARS
I’m really good at algebra, I can replace your X without even asking Y
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days? I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea just put in the freezer
Why don't rappers ever play hide and seek?
Because good luck HIDING when your NAME’S always dropping
“If you’re good at something, never do it for free. "
Rapboats mom charges $5 a blowie
Why was the rapper always good at math?
Because he had a lot of FLOW CHARTS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he could always COUNT his BARS
Why was the rapper so good at math?
Because he had great FLOW-CULUS skills
Why don't rappers ever make good chefs?
Because they always drop the BEET
For a golfer, tiger woods isn’t very good of a driver
Why did the rapper become a MATH TEACHER?
Because he was good with bars and beats
