Premise 1 : IF God exists , he exists. Premise 2 : If God exists , he exists. Premise 3 : IF God exists , he definitely exists. Conclusion : therefore he exists
What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!
What does a paedophile say when he gets to heaven? A: Where's the holy baby?
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?”, he said
“It’s because God made you special.”, she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Stephen Hawkings said there is no God 2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawkings
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Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
Which brand of underwear does Thor is wearing ?- Asgard.
Steven Hawking said there is no God,
Then God said there is no Steven Hawking.
Why does God hate me? Because im a gay minority who fights for womens rights
Who were the fastest runners ever? Adam and Eve. They were first in the human race.
A feminist walks into a bar. Her friend says, "Oh my god, your shoulders are broad!" Another woman says, "Are you sure it's a woman?"
[god creating Asians] “aliright and the design is finished, see our new model the Asian. It has no hair at all”. Angel asks “does it eat normal food”?, god replies, “ (chuckling) oh no not at all.
God: “Stephen join us” *sees the staircase to heaven*. Stephen: “shit”
God: “Steven join us” *sees the staircase to heaven* Steven: “shit”
Hey God, what are you making?
Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.
Sounds like a match made in heaven.
What’s the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They’re both saying “Oh my god my mom’s gonna kill me!”
What's the same between a pregnant 14 year old and her fetus? They're both saying "Oh my god, my mom's gonna kill me!"
Why did god create women with pussies? because 1. of-course, God is a MAN. 2. of-course, he isn't gay & 3. of-course, he is a perv too (for wanting more pussies)
Yo mama's so fat, when God said "Let there be light" he asked her to move out of the way
