How did the skeleton win the girl? He was humerus
What do 9 year old girls want? To be ate again!
Girl: 'When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.'
Boy: 'It's very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles.'
Girl: 'Well that's because we aren't married yet.'
what is an emo girls favorite map in halo....... hang em high
hey gwen how are u? im a girl btw...;)
What do 7 year old girls want? To be ate!
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Give me baby girl names for a pregnant YouTuber.
What does santa say to 3 girls in a row? HO HO HO
What do a 14-year-old pregnant girl and the child inside her have in common? Both are thinking, “Oh no! My mom’s gonna kill me!”
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If you are a girl and your favorite movie as a kid was Mulan, they successfully made a man out of you.
A girl with no arms and one leg goes to her mother and asks: mom next year for the carnival can I dress up as a princess? the mother replies: why? you don't like the ice lolly dress from the last year?
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
girls: boys are like games there meant to get played boys: girls are like stones the flat ones get skipped
A can of worms popping up and down inside a lot of people and a girl ate the can of worms:It was her Imaginenation
Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
is there a really annoying girl at your school and she so fake well say this...
me:hey i have a nickname for you her:really what ? me sweet-in-low her:why ? me:becuase your artificial
what do you call a girl with no legs> unshakeable
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