Girls jokes
What did the girl with no hands get for her birthday?...
We don't know; she hasn't opened it yet.
Why do you only see girls in groups of 3, 5, 7, and 9?
Because they can’t even.
When a girl was having an asthma attack, Ariana said, "Just keep breathing and breathing and breathin!!!!!"
How do you call a virgin girl in Alabama? An orphan.
Girl, is your butt made of water, because it is tubig?
Dad: Come on, David, go dress up like a girl.
David: Isn't that illegal?
Dad: Nah, it isn't illegal if you keep the buttons in.
David: I hate my life.
When your girl is sucking your dick and chokes on it, not because it’s big but because you haven’t washed it in weeks.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
I made a website for orphans, but it doesn't have a home page.
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Cause they come back.
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be wanted.
Girls are like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
If you hit an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
If you hit an orphan with a car, at least you don't have to tell their parents.
Why did the orphan go to church? So he had someone to call Father.
What does an orphan call a family photo? A selfie.
Why was the orphan a big success? Cause people say go big or go home, he only had one option.
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What do orphans and blind kids have in common? They can’t see their parents.
Why can't orphans hear about ancient Egypt? Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What’s the best part of violently raping a sexy 10-year-old girl? Killing the little bitch afterwards.
What do you call a black woman?
A Nigg-girl.
Hey girl, are you osteoporosis, because you're giving me a "bone" condition.
What do you call a flat chested emo girl?
Cutting board.
How do you make an eight-year-old girl cry twice?
Wipe your bloody cock off on her favorite teddy bear after you’ve raped her.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
A man is being sued for raping a deaf girl. The judge, showing his pinky:
"You should be ashamed, man, your conscience is even smaller than that!"
The girl, showing her arm:
"Mhhhmmhmm, mhhmhm!"
Boy: *scares girl*
Girl: "Gosh, you scared me, Jesus!"
Jesus: *Arrives out of nowhere and said, "What is it, human? I got work to do."*
Girl: What work?
Jesus: "Coming out of nowhere when people say 'Jesus.'"
Girls with the name Zoe have big foreheads.
Mississippi girls are missing a "pp."
Why did the girl 👧 bring lipstick 💄 to beauty school?
Because she had a make-up exam.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.