Q. What’s black and blue and doesn’t like to have sex?
A. The little girl in my trunk.
Girls Jokes
I said I was going to my flat. I really meant your girl.
What’s the best thing about an 18-year-old girl in the shower?
Slicker hair back she looks 15.
My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.
Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?
Because they’ll get stoned.
What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!
Sorry, cringy joke.
I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.
I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.
"WASSUP GIRLS IF I FIND YOU I'LL GLADLY FUCK YOU;]"
A priest asks a nun if she has slept with anyone, and the nun says, "Yes, a fucking hot girl!"
Not a joke.
Any girls looking for a steamy hot man?
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.
When your girlfriend says it is too small, you say, "Just enjoy the small thing."
I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.
Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"
One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?
1, 2 you built like a dork.
3, 4 you got no girl, 4, 5 you're shorter than a remote.
If you buy a Renault Megane, all your girls will be gone.
Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.
Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.
What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
Guy: Whose place? Mine or yours?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
