Girls jokes

Sex

  • I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

    He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

    Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

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  • Toy

  • My mom has a toy that I see all the girls and guys seem to play with, and the toy is between my mom's legs.

    Weed

  • Why can’t girls in the Middle East smoke weed?

    Because they’ll get stoned.

    Plane

  • What did the plane that crashed on the ground say? Let me crash between those legs, girl!

    Sorry, cringy joke.

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  • Relationship

  • I dated a girl, and I didn’t know she was previously in an abusive relationship.

    I thought she just REALLY hated high-fives.

    Family

  • Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.

    Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?

    Son: Yes, why?

    Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.

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  • Girl

  • I met a girl that was 6'5" and she fell on 9/11 and broke her arm. She really said "oh snap" like a twin tower.

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  • Baby

  • Instead of the line, "This girl's on fire," my friend can relate to, "The baby in the oven's on fire, and I need to take it the f*ck out!"

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  • Girl

  • One day I was at school, and this girl had the nerve. She told me to go to the back of the line. I was looking behind me, and she said, "What are you looking for?" I said, "To who [are] you talking to, boo boo?" Like, is you you my momma?

    Stone

  • Girls: Boys are like games, they're meant to get played.

    Boys: Girls are like stones, the flat ones get skipped.

    Girl

  • What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?

    Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.

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