Ginger jokes

When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

A blond-haired girl, a brown-haired girl, and a ginger-haired girl were out walking when they came across some tracks.

The brown-haired girl looked at them and said, "I think they are elephant tracks."

Then the ginger-haired girl looked at the tracks and said, "No way, they are definitely duck tracks."

Finally, the blond-haired girl bent down to examine the tracks when she got hit by the train.

Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.

I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.

If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?

The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.

What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?

Ginger!

What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?

A gingerbread man.

What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?

I guess orange is the new black.

What do you call a cutta with ginger hair?

Flinn Taylor.