Ginger jokes
When a redhead commits a mass shooting, does the headline read, "Ginger snaps"?
What does a cop say when you shoot a ginger?
I guess orange is the new black.
What does a ginger do when they want to high five a friend? They clap.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
How do you tell whether you’ve satisfied a redhead?
She unlocks the handcuffs.
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger! You racist fuc-
What do gingers miss most at a grate party?
The invitation.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.
What do you get when you cross a Jamaican with a ginger?
A gingerbread man.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
I bought an anti-bullying wristband. I say I bought it; I stole it off a fat ginger kid.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
If an apple and an emo kid fell out of a tree, which would hit the ground first?
The apple, because the rope caught the emo kid.
Two kids were beating up a ginger kid in an ally, so I stepped into help. He didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
A woman is in the hospital giving birth. The doctor comes up to her afterwards.
Dr: "I'm sorry, I have good news and bad news."
Woman: "What's the bad news?"
Dr: "Your baby is Ginger!"
Woman: "Ok, so what's the good news?"
Dr: "It's dead!"
I just busted a nut. A ginger nut.
Aaron is ginger.