ok well to start off online dating on a jokes website is kind of weird and like low key pathetic and it shows that you're too pathetic to pull irl
Who said we dated on here dude? can we not show our relationship? you're pretty quick to assume things, trust me I pull I just choose someone else for that matter
Who said we dated on here dude? can we not show our relationship? you're pretty quick to assume things, trust me I pull I just choose someone else for that matter
Anonymous
100% yes.
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
God nerfed you
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
If your a ginger
Chunke Monke
men, yes, women, no
Anonymous
Male gingers are a crime against humanty
Anonymous
*humanity
Chunke Monke
true
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
I don’t even know a male ginger
matcha_458
idk i have smth against all gingers idk why
Anonymous
Wsg Dipshit
Chunke Monke
isn't cooper liek an asian ginger or sum?
Anonymous
What...
αmy
i know some hot gingers
matcha_458
if asian gingers exist then im leaving earth
αmy
there’s this guy named grayson who’s hot
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Oh shit he is, he hides it tho
αmy
hes a ginger tho
Anonymous
hi guys
Chunke Monke
lol
Anonymous
hi matcha
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
He is ashamed
αmy
also, it’s “disability”
matcha_458
dont "hi matcha" me
Anonymous
why not?
Chunke Monke
all redhead girls look and act za same tho
Chunke Monke
(some)
Anonymous
Damn
Anonymous
would u rather have me say 'kys matcha'?
matcha_458
my pookie wookie bear grace is a readhead
Anonymous
so u hate her then?
Chunke Monke
womp womp
matcha_458
no i have nothing against female gingers
matcha_458
cosmo i feel like you're either blonde or ginger
Chunke Monke
cosmo's blonde (I think)
Anonymous
i have brown hair
Chunke Monke
light brown hair?
Anonymous
shit brown
Chunke Monke
o
matcha_458
nigga ive seen what you look like you're fuckin capping
αmy
huh
Chunke Monke
I forgot lying exists
matcha_458
yeah bc you're sleep deprived as hell i assume
Chunke Monke
probably
Anonymous
i wake up at 6 am every morning.
Chunke Monke
i took some aspirin so I'm better now
matcha_458
i was not talking to you
Anonymous
my bad
Anonymous
worstjokesever.com/community/p/65d773c153750a59cbff545e
Chunke Monke
but I think I can do this for 4 days. 5 days? hell naw
Anonymous
the lighting makes my hair look light
Anonymous
he got a mullet
Anonymous
its looks fucking hilarious
matcha_458
i dont remember asking
Anonymous
i can't add to conversations?
matcha_458
cosmo
matcha_458
i dont fucking like you
Chunke Monke
matcha_458
take
matcha_458
a
matcha_458
hint
Anonymous
i got that
Anonymous
i just don't need to not like you back
matcha_458
nigga why are you interacting then
Anonymous
its called being kind
matcha_458
kill yourself
Anonymous
i'd rather not
αmy
i’m sleep deprived
Anonymous
aren't we all
αmy
i fell asleep in ap world
αmy
and didn’t wake up until the bell
matcha_458
im not listening to your creepy mysoginist pedo ass so please shut up ty <3
Anonymous
r u still fasting
αmy
it was bliss
αmy
duh
αmy
its a whole month dummy
Anonymous
im sorry about the shit i said when you came on
αmy
and then navratri is next week so i don’t even have to do any extra fasting
matcha_458
cosmo didnt you pretend to be indian a few months back
Anonymous
no. i pretended to be an asian in india
matcha_458
why would you do that
Anonymous
long story
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Hello
Anonymous
hi
Anonymous
hru
matcha_458
bro just at least dont lie about your ethnicity
matcha_458
like thats so fucked up lowkey
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Okay, wbu?
matcha_458
like im black i would never pretend to be white
Chunke Monke
pathetic
Anonymous
tired
Anonymous
just like you
matcha_458
NIGGA YOU CANT BE TALKING
Anonymous
im not even that sleep deprived
Chunke Monke
bro wtf did I do
Chunke Monke
I thot we were cool
Anonymous
ur also sleep deprived
Anonymous
were cool
matcha_458
feetlust is cool fym
Chunke Monke
yuppers
matcha_458
cosmo made me realize how many people might be faking their identity on here
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Oooh
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Wow
Anonymous
now, many people aren't alting as much anymore
Chunke Monke
lying exists bruver
matcha_458
like ngl theres probably some rcta niggas on here
Anonymous
i literaly only alted as one person
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Matcha
xin
hi madi
Anonymous
hi madi
Chunke Monke
nahh
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Cant say that
Anonymous
hi xin
xin
hi cosmo
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Yeah
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Hi Xinnnyyy <3
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Hi cosmoo
matcha_458
what
matcha_458
i have my reasons shhh
Chunke Monke
I'm pretty lil ag is actually black cause he speaks liek he's from za ghetto
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Can say N****
matcha_458
im literally black stfu
Anonymous
the n word
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Its agaisnt our rules
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
doesnt matter if your black
Anonymous
it doesn't mean u should
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Just cant say it
Chunke Monke
dat is so gay
Chunke Monke
but I cant blame u
Chunke Monke
blame matt
matcha_458
people tryna cancel black people for saying the n word is wild tbh
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Oh ffs
Chunke Monke
ong
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
its not canceling FIRST OF ALL
Anonymous
hey, it got dagger and dagger jr banned, so i mean...
Chunke Monke
they're unbanned now tho
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
IT GOES FOR EVERYONE
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Why do people use gay as an insult?
Anonymous
damn it
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
REGARDLESS OF THEIR ETHNICITY
matcha_458
ok i did not ask for a lecture thanks
Chunke Monke
I accept all races (even the bad ones)
matcha_458
fr
Chunke Monke
I did
Chunke Monke
literally nobody asked u to come here
Anonymous
no race is bad. except for the electorial one
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
The hell is happening
Anonymous
hi dipshit
matcha_458
ong bro your not indimidating
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Hola
Chunke Monke
wazzzzuppppppppp
matcha_458
wsg
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
🤫☝️🧏♂️
matcha_458
bye bye
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Anyways the fuck are you guys arguing about
matcha_458
icewhore by lumi athena goes hard at 3 am mewing fr
Chunke Monke
Eli, is it weird that my burger smells like shit? I think the Mcdonalds workers shoved it up their asses
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Something weird
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
cant follow simple rules cause of that ego
matcha_458
no i think its just mcdonalds being weird
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Salutations
matcha_458
you think you're so scary because you have a fake boyfriend
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Why are you eating Jake’s food
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hey
The Unknown King of Moderation
No
The Unknown King of Moderation
Bitch
xin
hi jake
The Unknown King of Moderation
Sup xinny
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
How is he fake?
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
PLEASE EXPLAIN ID FUCKING LOVE
The Unknown King of Moderation
I’m actually an AI
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
TO HEAR YOUR EXCUSE ON THAT
The Unknown King of Moderation
But you like those so it’s all good ;)
Chunke Monke
nah Jake's actually real
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
😒
The Unknown King of Moderation
IM JUST KIDDING BABYYY
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
NO
The Unknown King of Moderation
I LOVE YOU <3
Chunke Monke
Jake can probably sniff it a mile away
matcha_458
ok well to start off online dating on a jokes website is kind of weird and like low key pathetic and it shows that you're too pathetic to pull irl
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Oooh
The Unknown King of Moderation
We’re just long distance
Chunke Monke
dat is true
matcha_458
same shit
Anonymous
who cares where a relationship is made
Chunke Monke
bruver, dat is za same ting
The Unknown King of Moderation
Not really
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Who said we dated on here dude? can we not show our relationship? you're pretty quick to assume things, trust me I pull I just choose someone else for that matter
matcha_458
you're literally just embarrased smh
The Unknown King of Moderation
Where did you get that idea from lmao
matcha_458
no ik about yall's thing i stalk the site a lot
The Unknown King of Moderation
Joe Goldberg fr
matcha_458
who said you're ugly
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Who said I couldnt pull?
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
How is Texas rey?
Chunke Monke
pretty gud
Chunke Monke
there's a tornado watch
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Matcha, you are probably going to be hated here
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
That’s good, I wanna come back soon
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Eh
Chunke Monke
I hope zza tronado destroys za school
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Same
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Matcha probably is, over a simple rule
Chunke Monke
wait where u at again?
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Thats all I asked and I approached it nicely
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
I’m just trying to ignore all the beef
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
NC
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
now it ended up to you talking about my relationship
Chunke Monke
bruv can u guys argue somewhere else dis shit is annoying
Chunke Monke
grow up
Chunke Monke
wtf does dat mean
matcha_458
nahh im younger than madi and im way more mature than her smh
Chunke Monke
ohhhhhhh nvm
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
North Carolina
αmy
FLAPPY
αmy
INMEAM
αmy
MAXI
αmy
JOLT SHIT
αmy
SORRY
αmy
I HAVENT SLEPT
matcha_458
nigga are you retarded its north carolina
αmy
HIMMADI
Chunke Monke
dam
Chunke Monke
no, I'm restarded
The Unknown King of Moderation
No Cock
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Sad
matcha_458
you're not funny
Chunke Monke
So Nevada is No Vagina?
αmy
funnier than your sped ass
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yes
Chunke Monke
dat is gey
The Unknown King of Moderation
Name a state and I’ll tell you what it’s acronym means
Chunke Monke
TX
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Alright first of all its not about "maturity"
The Unknown King of Moderation
Triangular Xenon
matcha_458
your so sped you think people on here like you but you're just an annoying fuckin pick me girl
The Unknown King of Moderation
*you’re
Chunke Monke
wat za fuq is dat
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
I can be mature in a situation when I need to be
xin
🤯
The Unknown King of Moderation
An element
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Why were you so quick to correct? The grammar flash
Chunke Monke
never heard of dat but oki
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
So what do you think you're somehow better than me?
The Unknown King of Moderation
Fr
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
I agree
The Unknown King of Moderation
Madi psst
αmy
boo hoo, cry about it. no one likes you here.
Chunke Monke
The Unknown King of Moderation
Check messages
αmy
go cuddle your body pillow boyfriend
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Dang
αmy
only shit you’ll ever pull
Chunke Monke
is cheeseburgers
The Unknown King of Moderation
Amy woke up and chose violence
Chunke Monke
*Amy is sleep deprived and is feisty
αmy
looks like the divorce settlement wasn’t enough to cover your education costs
matcha_458
fym
The Unknown King of Moderation
Makes you seem more knowledgeable, mature, etc.
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Aaaand you resort to that
αmy
what a pity
The Unknown King of Moderation
💀
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
WHAT DOES MY RELATIONSHIP GOTTA DO WITH THIS?
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Yes
The Unknown King of Moderation
Should I ban her?
matcha_458
yall are so fuckin senstiv
matcha_458
like
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
HONEY
The Unknown King of Moderation
Nah you’re just a piece of shit is all
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Segueing isn’t really against the rules
matcha_458
when did i say that madi
The Unknown King of Moderation
MADIIII
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Arguing*
αmy
all you do is yap, go swing on your fucking pole
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
OH WHEN?
The Unknown King of Moderation
PSSST
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
WHEN?
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Oooh
Anonymous
matcha, can u please just stop
The Unknown King of Moderation
MESSAGES
The Unknown King of Moderation
MG
The Unknown King of Moderation
PSPSPSPS
Chunke Monke
ngl matcha u tink being black is your whole personality
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
NO
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
YKW
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Yes
The Unknown King of Moderation
MADI PLEASE
αmy
look
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Awwh
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
HOW BOUT WE GO BACK RIGHT THERE
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
TY AMY
Chunke Monke
fax
matcha_458
bitch what does me being black have to do with anything
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
RIGHT FUCKIN THERE BITCH
αmy
i don’t know, tell us?
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
I TOLD YOU DONT SAY IT
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
2 WARNINGS
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
You say the n word in half of your comments
αmy
get your nappy hair out of our business
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
AND PROBABLY MORE FROM OTHER MODS
matcha_458
because i fucking can?
The Unknown King of Moderation
I’ve already banned her once
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
BITCH AND?
matcha_458
YEAH BECAUSE I CAN
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
YOU DONT GET A FUCKIN FREE PASS
Anonymous
right. its how you do act with other people that matters. and looks like ur being a bitch
The Unknown King of Moderation
Pretty sure this is an alt
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
NOBODY CAN SAY IT
The Unknown King of Moderation
MADI MG PLEASE
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Yeah but it’s not allowed here
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Is arguing against the rules?
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
ITS NOT THAT WE'RE SENSITIVE
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
ITS THE FUCKIN RULES SWEETHEART
matcha_458
im not an alt tf?
Anonymous
i don't think so
αmy
it’s giving..PiCk mE
Chunke Monke
it's considered harassment
Chunke Monke
I think
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
GOES TALKIN ABOUT
matcha_458
bitch you do not know what that means
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
"oh im black i can do this oh i didnt say that"
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Be so fr
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
BITCH SHE DOES
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
ACTUALLY
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Fair enough
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
You’re good at arguing
αmy
you are the personification of the phrase
The Unknown King of Moderation
Bye Matcha come back when you know how to behave 👋
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
SHE KNOWS MORE THAN YOU?
αmy
<333
Anonymous
if its extremely heated like this, yes. petty arguements are okay
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Did you ban them?
αmy
yeah
Anonymous
she is
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Well that’s expected
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yeah
Anonymous
i feel sorry that grace has a friend like that
Chunke Monke
Eli
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
What
Chunke Monke
Eli
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
What
Anonymous
Eli
Chunke Monke
monke
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
What
Chunke Monke
MONKE
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Monke
Anonymous
monke
Chunke Monke
Anonymous
return to monke
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Why did that argument even start?
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Reject humanity, return to monke
αmy
she’s being a little pissy bitch
Chunke Monke
when pp goes it butt, it comes inside
Chunke Monke
dat is true
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Yum
The Unknown King of Moderation
GUYS I MADE A NEW JUGGALO FRIEND
grace45
Do not talk shit about my friend like that, you guys are low key being kind of racist and it’s weird.
Chunke Monke
The Unknown King of Moderation
Your friend is a walking ass
αmy
buddy
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
🤫☝️🧏♂️
Anonymous
we are not being racist. we just have rules
grace45
She’s actually really nice in real life
The Unknown King of Moderation
Tell her to be really nice on here and she can stay
Anonymous
its being online that changes everything
grace45
You guys seem kind of toxic tho so 💀
Chunke Monke
Before:🫠|🤫☝️🧏♂️| After:🗿
The Unknown King of Moderation
DAWG SHE WAS BEING TOXIC
Anonymous
he is not even close to toxic
Chunke Monke
wait lemme format it right
The Unknown King of Moderation
IM TRYING TO STOP THE TOXICITY
αmy
😱😱😳😳🤯🤯😲😲😯😯😮😮🙀😵💫😵💫
Chunke Monke
Before:🫠 |🤫☝️🧏♂️| After:🗿
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
That’s better
grace45
Why are you guys so
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
(Bye bye)
Anonymous
hes got a ph of 7.05
The Unknown King of Moderation
PornHub
Perc
yes we are, nice to meet you though
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Whom? Because that’s not toxic is it?
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Lmao
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Some of us are ish
Chunke Monke
🎶 I busted all over with my left nut 🎶
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Acidity level thing
The Unknown King of Moderation
I know
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Im not toxic smh
Anonymous
*pH
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
just dont be a pain in the ass
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Good
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
and we're good
The Unknown King of Moderation
You’re intoxicating ;)
Anonymous
hes practically unreactive
Chunke Monke
survival of the fittest
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Am I a pain?
Anonymous
like water
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
JAKE
The Unknown King of Moderation
WHAT
Anonymous
no
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
No your pretty chill ,3
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
<3*
Chunke Monke
used to but ig ur alr now
Anonymous
Low key I feel like yall are chill idk what this matcha girl is yapping about
Flappy.
gm
Anonymous
thats ur fav website, isn'tit
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Good morning
Perc
HI MADI
Perc
HI FLAPPY
Chunke Monke
iced matcha latte 💅
Anonymous
hi perc
Anonymous
lol
Perc
hi cosmo!
Anonymous
Cosmo if you leave the site, I will cash app you
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
He has Madi
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Thank you
Flappy.
HIIIIIiii
Anonymous
I accept cashapp, Venmo, and Apple Pay
Perc
HRUUUU
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Greetings
The Unknown King of Moderation
Exactly
Perc
NO AGREEING WITH THAT
The Unknown King of Moderation
MUAHAHAHAHAHA
Perc
JAKE NOOOOO
αmy
FLAPPY
Chunke Monke
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
What did I just start?
The Unknown King of Moderation
GUESS WHAT PERC
Flappy.
slewpy
The Unknown King of Moderation
IM HOT TOO
Flappy.
wbyy
The Unknown King of Moderation
MUWHAHAHAHAHAHA
Flappy.
Oh
Perc
NO YOU AREN'T
Anonymous
You need to show me on uwu
The Unknown King of Moderation
MADIIIIIII
Perc
SO SELF-ABSORBED
Anonymous
I meant WJE CREW
Flappy.
AMYYY
Perc
SO UGLY
The Unknown King of Moderation
SHE’S CALLING ME UGLY
Perc
SO STUPID
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Why’s your profile pic a forest?
Chunke Monke
Anonymous
Is Jake actually ugly or no
αmy
MADI
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Mmm
Perc
It just is
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
it was simple rules to follow I asked nicely and didnt abide by the rules
Anonymous
its a nice forest
Chunke Monke
we've only seen his hair and him as a baby
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
PERC
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
I have some cool ones, maybe I’ll change mine to it
Anonymous
Oh
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
ARE YOU CALLING MY BABY
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
UGLY?
αmy
i’ve seen his face, so has madi, and emily
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
HE IS NOT UGLY SMH SMH
Perc
I AM
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
HIM AS A BABY?
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
WHERE
αmy
MADI
Chunke Monke
istg if he looks liek dream
Anonymous
Describe
αmy
MADIMADIMADI
Perc
YOU CAN'T STOP ME
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
HE HAD WONDEROUS HAIR
αmy
no
Flappy.
I'm going to go
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
WELL GUESS WHAT PERC
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
UR...
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
PROFILE
αmy
NO
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
IS
αmy
NO
αmy
NOEKEJEJEJEK
Perc
NO DON'T DESCRIBE
αmy
FLAPPY
αmy
STAY
αmy
PLEWSE
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
HORROUENOUS
Flappy.
i don't wanna stay
Perc
GASP
Perc
ANTI-CLIMATE CHANGER
Perc
DEFORESTER
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
GaSP
Chunke Monke
Okay, guys, I have a theory. What if Jake has belly button lint?
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
BOTTOM FEEDER
Anonymous
What…
The Unknown King of Moderation
Me as a baby
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
jesus
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
possessed baby
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
red eyes
Chunke Monke
bruver is pulling out gang signs
The Unknown King of Moderation
IM MICHAEL JACKSON
Anonymous
I LOOKED SO WEIRD AS A LITTLE KID 😭
αmy
😔
Chunke Monke
wait
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
RED EYES
The Unknown King of Moderation
HEE HEE
Chunke Monke
jake y r u touching ur dick
Perc
GTG REMEMBER JAKE IS UGLY
αmy
smh
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
I looked adorable as a baby <3
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Yall wanna see?
αmy
jake if you agree you’re pedo
Chunke Monke
no
Perc
ILY ALL
Anonymous
I looked so ugly
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
WE LOVE U TOO PERC
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
HES NOT UGLY
Chunke Monke
my lil bro was born with a full head of hair when he was born
αmy
SMH
Chunke Monke
i wonder how that felt coming out of the womb
The Unknown King of Moderation
She did though
Anonymous
I was too
Chunke Monke
nipple tits
Flappy.
u look like my great uncle named fred who has a glass eye
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Tf
Flappy.
i think he died last year or smth
The Unknown King of Moderation
Remember when I showed you guys Rae Dunn as a teenager and you all wanted to fuck her
Chunke Monke
why does that sound so familiar
Chunke Monke
who's Rae Dunn
The Unknown King of Moderation
Yknow those ceramic things with that one font
Chunke Monke
ye?
Chunke Monke
wat about it
The Unknown King of Moderation
This shit
Chunke Monke
wtf y so many
Anonymous
Bro my friend has that in his house
The Unknown King of Moderation
My grandma went to school with the girl who makes them and had a yearbook with her picture in it
The Unknown King of Moderation
I’m not showing anyone again though because you’re all horny freaks
Chunke Monke
interesting
Flappy.
uh, ok i guess
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Is being ginger a disability?
Flappy.
yea
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Yes
Flappy.
unless ur really really pretty
Flappy.
because ive only met one pretty ginger in my life tbh
Flappy.
ans she was really really really pretty
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
I kinda want some of those
The Unknown King of Moderation
They’re cool
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
WHAT IS CRACKALACKIN BESTIE BOOS
Anonymous
theres a ginger in my class, and if shes in my school, then shes smart
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Salutations
Chunke Monke
za double big mac is the most american shit ever
Anonymous
hi opal
Chunke Monke
liek who actually thought of adding 2 more patties on a big mac
The Unknown King of Moderation
💀
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Your mum
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
She made you
Chunke Monke
ok
Anonymous
my class was literally just talking about fast food
Flappy.
most gingers look th same tho
Chunke Monke
bro is it js me or do coincidences happen more frequently now?
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
I HATE GINGERS
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
GINGERS SHOULD LEAVE PLANET EARTH
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Damn what happened to yoo
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Ooh
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
It looks like she has ginger-related trauma
Chunke Monke
👉👁️👅👁️👌
Flappy.
wait but somw of them are normal
Flappy.
(like 2 tht ik)
Chunke Monke
they're all crazy as shit
Chunke Monke
I had a redhead teacher and she was a pain in the ass
Flappy.
IK 1 GIRL WHO WAS NORMAL
Flappy.
NO2
Chunke Monke
impossible
Flappy.
yea ywa
Flappy.
shes very normal tho
Flappy.
i swear
Flappy.
mk bye
Chunke Monke
cya
Chunke Monke
Chunke Monke
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
GUYS I LOVE PLAYBOI CARTI
Anonymous
meh
Anonymous
i don't like modern music
Chunke Monke
eh he's alr
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
HES SO FIRE
Chunke Monke
modern rap is shit
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
DOTHATSHIT HITS FR
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Some
Anonymous
i prefer heavy metal and classical
The Unknown King of Moderation
2 ends of the spectrum lmao
Chunke Monke
I prefer pop, alt pop, and rock
The Unknown King of Moderation
Bro listens to Taylor swift
Chunke Monke
hell no
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
PLAYBOI CARTI, LIL TECCA, TYLER THE CREATOR, DOJA CAT, SZA
Anonymous
true
Anonymous
sometimes
Chunke Monke
Js give me songs that have good ass beats and rhythms and I'll fuck with em
Chunke Monke
Especially drums
Chunke Monke
ehhhhhhhhhh
Anonymous
i don't like the ball music ones tho
Chunke Monke
Lil Tecca's only good song was Ransom
Anonymous
those ones are boring
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
top 3 carti songs rn are dothatshit, over, and location fr
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
I GOT BLACK I GOT WHAT WHAT YOU WANT
Chunke Monke
those are not za lyrics...
Chunke Monke
you actually made me cringe
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Ariana Grande
Heroin Monkey
skibidi
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
SORRY I MEANT WHITE
Chunke Monke
kk
Chunke Monke
hmmmmmmmmmmm
Heroin Monkey
is this ab michael jackson
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hee hee
The Unknown King of Moderation
Hee hee
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
i got black i got white what you want hop outside a ghost
Chunke Monke
Save your tears was the only gud one
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
HEROIN MONKEY I SHOULD EXPOSE BEN 10
Anonymous
pop music is shit
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Check my new post
Chunke Monke
what type?
Chunke Monke
cause there's some gud ones
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Some of it is
Chunke Monke
I fuck with Post Malone tho
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Naw Jake
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
guys i have smth to confess, i am actually el.
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Cool.
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
im el
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Awesome.
The Unknown King of Moderation
El you can’t be here
The Unknown King of Moderation
It’s for your own good
Chunke Monke
wait I thought u were Opal?
Heroin Monkey
ok
The Unknown King of Moderation
Please, I don’t want anything to happen to you
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
no i was never opal i was always el
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Ooh
Chunke Monke
bro
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
opal is my alt 100%
Anonymous
i doubt that
The Unknown King of Moderation
Man fuck this it’s too confusing
Heroin Monkey
nah shes not
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Yup
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
IM GOOFING IM NOT EL
Chunke Monke
"I think my brain just committed suicide"
Anonymous
i knew it
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Yay
Chunke Monke
why do I fall for this shit bruv 😭😭😭
Anonymous
nice try
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
“this shit” was designed for people like you (no offence intended I think)
Heroin Monkey
shes not el
Chunke Monke
dat's true
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
i dont have any major alts i am js opal wopal
Anonymous
ur also a half breed
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
cosmo please stop
Chunke Monke
U sure dawg?
Anonymous
jk jk
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
also yall whatever happened to el?
Anonymous
sorry
Anonymous
she asked jake to perm ban her
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
yeah im pretty sure fym
Chunke Monke
jake can't perma ban?
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
People like you are fun to deceive
Anonymous
she asked jake to get matt to perm ban her
Chunke Monke
I feel like that was racially motivated but ok
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
womp womp
Chunke Monke
"People like you"
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
me innocent
Chunke Monke
Not racially but idk za word for it
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
OPALLL
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Dachshund
Thoughtless
bruh
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
MADDDIIII
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
HIII
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Hi thoughtless
Heroin Monkey
btuh
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
No I meant people like you in personality
Anonymous
hi thougtless
Thoughtless
bonjour
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
BONJOUR
Anonymous
can ur remove the #fuckcosmo out of ur bio?
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
im sitting behind heroin monke, perc, and thoughtless rn
Chunke Monke
eh I can be serious
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Oh?
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Cool
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
i tink shy dragon is adhd autist
Chunke Monke
no she's not
Anonymous
definetely not
Heroin Monkey
thats not very CSI
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
im getting an idea tho
Chunke Monke
u weren't even on this site when ADHD autist terrorized this site
Anonymous
she just likes talking like shes from the victorian era
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
it was a user on here
Thoughtless
7397920
Chunke Monke
I wonder if she'll ever come back
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
I beg your pardon?
Chunke Monke
She did post a face reveal tho
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
bro just asked u this heroin
Thoughtless
7397920
Anonymous
ok?
Thoughtless
I'm adding it
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
he wants to fuck him
Anonymous
bruh
Chunke Monke
thoughtless wtf is ur pfp
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
astronaut?
Chunke Monke
I've been trying to figure out what it is
Anonymous
i don't want anybody to fuck me
Chunke Monke
I thought it was a shark at first
Heroin Monkey
thats a blooket code
Heroin Monkey
join thoughtlesses blooket
Chunke Monke
Man I wish I still had my blooket hacks
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
i was an anon stalker for like a year
𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
Don’t start it let me join I’m bored
Thoughtless
7397920
Chunke Monke
no u weren't
Heroin Monkey
im not gonna remove #fuckcosmo from my bio
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
ok me joking
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
me adding it soon
Chunke Monke
bruv it kicked me out
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
feet
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
how many times u been band
Chunke Monke
on what
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
wje
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
I HAVE A RECORD OF 30
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
rahhh
αmy
yeah cause she’s hot
Chunke Monke
6 times probably
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
im so elite i got banned at least 30 times
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
this is on all alts tho but on my main opal acc probably twenty times
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Lmao
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
shy u cant be talkin everyone rampaged on u and banned u
Thoughtless
dfgui
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Well yes
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Woah okay whats going on now?
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
we just chillin
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
were not arguin
Chunke Monke
Chunke Monke
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
ew
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
EWWW
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
EWWWWW
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
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The Unknown King of Moderation
Why is sonic frontiers in the back
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
EWW
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
EWWW
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Damn I was writing “nothing” but my phone changed it to “loathing”
Chunke Monke
He busting all over them
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
self loathing like the grinch smh
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Oof
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
I AM GOING TO COMMIT GREAT CRIME IM GOING TO BUST NUT IN WATER TOWER
The Unknown King of Moderation
Even Flow by Pearl Jam is a W song guys
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
jake
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
listen to more carti
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
shit changed my life
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
gay
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
im jk <3
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
im bi
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
A fellow bicycle!
αmy
i’m more bi
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
ig
The Unknown King of Moderation
It’s not a competition
αmy
i’m just tryna get to your mom first
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
wha
𝙙𝙚𝙫𝙤𝙧𝙖
gaslight gatekeep girlboss ig
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
How dare you suggest such a preposterous thing!
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Tell me a song to listen to
The Unknown King of Moderation
Fine we’ll hold a vote on who’s the bi-est member of the site
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Yes
The Unknown King of Moderation
Go by Pearl Jam
αmy
me
Heroin Monkey
me
αmy
no.
αmy
me
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
Nuh uh
αmy
i’m going to fuck your mom and your dad and then steal the divorce settlement
♢ Shy Dragon ♢
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𒀰 𝕿𝖍𝖊 𝕶𝖓𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙 𒀰
What kinda music do you like?
𝕯𝖔𝖓𝖚𝖙𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖜𝖟𝖟
Amy did you learn a new word
αmy
huh
Flappy.
hi