my mom once ate a full giant cheesecake and we were walking to our flight back home and she had to shat. we were walking to the bathroom and she full on in front of the caroulsel, she had a lump of poo in her pants... true story haha
Elephant
So my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store so when I get there,there’s a sign but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead
What do you call a burger 🍔 with one eye? A one giant
I dreamed I was forced to eat a giant marshmallow, but when I woke up my pillow was gone!
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
Who said ' That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind ? Not Stephen Hawking.
YO MAMA SO F A T..
That when she used a jumprope.. Everytime she jumped caused a giant caticlism!
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What do you call Snoop Dogg’s giant turd?
Poop Logg
So one day, I took a trip to Russia, and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any body guards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days. After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I had said yes, and the officer said god help us. So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent, and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said. I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy. He said we did, and that we were extremely drunk.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over there blocks? 9/11.
The kid that died is coped in half and you see the next trap it looks like a giant pit that upyo7 have to jump over and you clear it but you feel something on your back and you realize that there is a spike that comes you when yo7 jump over you see the other contestant jump over yiu try to warn them to not step over because the6 would get stabbed but they ignore you and then get hit by the spike the next optical is a wall the slams on a wall you wait until the wall close and you quickly run through the next person runs through and they get to live.
Sorry this is small this is also a part two
whats small has no dad and looks like bugs bunny
ben after he trips over the giant curb
When I went to basketball training, there was a giant bag of basketballs on the floor
My friend was like "that's a huge sack of balls."
He didn't realise what was about to happen.
"Thats what she said"
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