What do you call a broccoli 🥦 when it’s a ghost?
Cauliflower!
Dear Hearing People. We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We Can even dance via vibration through music. Do you know the song W lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose
What did the ghost knights say to the cloud king? Our souls will rain forever.
What do you find up a ghosts nose- a BOOger
What do you call a ghost bee???
Boobees
What do ghosts put their bagels 🥯?
Scream Cheese.
What do you call the ghost of the Thanksgiving turkey? A Poultrygeist
what do you call a person with cancer a ghost with a body
I complimented my neighbor's skeleton decoration for Halloween but they just told me that it's their anorexic daughter.
What do you call a ghosts fart? A spirit bomb
My son asked me “ what is angel cake made of?” I reply by listing the ingredients in mr Kipling angel cakes, Then he shouts “STOP” I stop as I reach food colourings he slowly crawls towards me and says in a whisper “well in my angel cake I put angels in them” I freaked out about this so I calmed down and asked who did you put in this angel cake he said”grandma the one who died last Saturday”
what room does a ghost not want to be in?
the living room
Did you know ghosts are alcoholics They only come out for the Booz
Why do ghosts love elevators, they lift their spirits!
What Would you find on a haunted beach?
A Sand-witch!
"Hey guys I'm a new Jokester, remeber my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.s. They will be much better than this one!"
there is a ghost baseball game and one team loses cause of one player so they start boo-ing him!
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.
Well tell her that Halloween is the best holiday because you can hide Easter eggs under the Christmas tree while eating a big Thanksgiving turkey
What do you call a chicken that catches ghosts? A poultrygeist.
How many people do you think are in a graveyard? Hopefully none.
