Why can orphans not play bingo?
Because they can't get a full house.
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What kind of birthday cake do you get on September 11th?
Three small ones, so you can have a flight of different cake flavors!
How do you get a million fowl?
You run through Africa with a bullet of water.
Yo mama is so fat she can't even get in her own car because she's fat.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.
Yo mama so dumb, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.
Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work!
Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.
What's the difference between an orphan and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Yo momma so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What's better than having unprotected sex? Getting an abortion.
Yo mama's so fat, her belly button gets home 15 minutes before she does.
If you run next to a car, you get tired, but if you run behind it, you get exhausted.
I'll be here all week... sadly enough for you.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
