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We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:
1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.
2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.
3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).
What is the difference between apples and orphans?
The apples get picked.
The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.
What happens when a frog parks illegally?
He gets toad.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.
Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.
I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."
POV: Get a banana cleaner and use it as a sex toy.
What do women and screen doors have in common? The more you bang them, the looser they get.
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)
What's the difference between an orphan and a trash bag?
At least the trash bag gets picked.
Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!
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Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?
He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
"Orphans get picked."
Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies.
My ex-wife misses me, but her aim is getting better.
A man is dating three women and has to choose which one he'll marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first woman does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits to look sexy for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second woman goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third woman invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money... Then he married the one with the biggest tits.