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We all know yo homie bout to hop in a fight when:

1. He staring mighty hard at y'all.

2. When your friend know you gon get your ass beat.

3. When your friend say he not gon jump in (you know he lying).

The orphan tried to play baseball, but he couldn't get home because home doesn't exist for him.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

I once told an orphan to go big or go home. He replied, "I can't get home; it got bombed."

Sometimes I get jealous when my phone dies. (This does not apply to me. It's a joke.)

I get paid more than $200 to $400 per hour for working online. I heard about this job 3 months ago, and after joining this, I have earned easily $30k from this without having online working skills. Simply give it a shot on the accompanying site...

Here is I started.............>> fixpay1.blogspot.com

What present did the armless kid get for Christmas?

He got gloves. Ohh, sorry, he could never open the present.