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Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get on the person's face.
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
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POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground, but the sped kid thinks it's Simon Says!
My son caught me masturbating. He asked me, "What are you doing?" and I said, "Don't worry, son, you'll be doing it soon." He asks, "Why is that?" and I said, "My arm's getting tired."
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
Me when my girlfriend comes home, I check her phone and there are 100 texts from a different guy asking her out, and her text says yes.
Get the whip, you're out!
Why did the duck cross the road to get to his quack dealer?
What's the difference between an apple tree and an orphan? The apples get picked.
Your forehead is so big, it gets home 50 min before you do.
My grandfather killed Hitler.
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Why are Indians so good at football?
Each time they get a corner, they open a shop.