Get jokes
So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.
He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"
Why did Jordan cross the road? So he could get to his house.
I never get off on the wrong foot.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Are you the voices I've been hearing?
Because I can't seem to get you out of my head. (Schizophrenic RIZZ)
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What did the South tower get instead of pepperoni pizza?
It got a bunch of plane.
So, this guy, right? He has been through the worst shit in his life. He lost his house, his car, his wife, his kids, everything except his dog.
About 2 weeks after he loses everything, he goes to apply for a job. He attends work for the first 2 weeks to get his first paycheck and then calls in sick for about a month. He comes back to his boss' office after the month is over and his boss questions him. The man claims, "Sir, I was blowing chunks." "What do you mean by 'blowing chunks'?" says the boss. The man replies with, "Chunks is the name of my dog..."
Why shouldn't orphans get a phone?
They would get stuck in an app because they can't find the home button.
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
One gets picked.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
Fuck her hahaha 🤣
Why are orphans so good at tennis?
They never get love.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
A brunette fought and didn't get raped.
A blonde thought and did get raped.
Yo, barber fucked up so bad he had to get a breathalyzer test.
Somebody: Do you even eat and get sleep?
Me: I have depression, what do you think?!
My neighbor has been mad at his wife for sunbathing nude. I personally am on the fence.