If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?
Tony Abbott's career.
If you got a priest, a Rhodes scholar, and a politician in a room, what would you get?
The Royal Commission.
Alternatively, Tony Abbott.
*gets hit by a car*
Passerby: "ARE YOU OKAY?"
Me: "Please...I need my...phone."
*opens twitter*
Me: "LMFAOOOOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT"
Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”
Dad: “Call me George.”
what do u get when u mix a cow with a eathquake?? milkshake
what did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob.... if we dont get some support soon people will start to think we are balls.
I'd make a joke about pizza, but it's too cheesy. I know y'all have too thick of a crust to get it!
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.