America get pranked lol Bidens penis is probably as big as the twin towers right now Oh wait...
The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender
Why did the kidnapper cross the rode
To get the the kids at the playground
What's the difference between a newborn baby and an orphan after a rugby match?
They both come out bloody and crying, but at least one gets picked up.
Yo mama is so ugly, they tried to get her to act the part for Godzilla!
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Why is the bible like a penis You get it forced down your throat by a priest
The chicken cross the road to get on the person face
If I like having sex and get with 15 people, are they getting sexified?
Why can’t orphans play base ball they have no home to run to
Get it
POV: You go to Asian prison.
You get served extra rice.
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
You want to get her pregnant before marriage to know if she's fertile, so why not marry a single mother that already has proof?
I asked the emo girl if she gets jealous when here phone dies
Why don’t cheetahs get married?
They always cheat on each other.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get hit by a bus.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
When the school shooter says to get on the ground but the sped kid thinks it's simon says
My son caught me masturbating he asked me "what are you doing?" and I said "don't worry son you'll be doing it soon" he asks "why is that?" and I said "my arm's getting tired".
