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Your dad went to the shop to get milk, came back, went again, but never came back due to a car crash due to an itchy rash.
Why do golfers bring an extra pair of socks? In case they get a hole in one.
A kid named Billy gets his lunch money stolen at school. The bully later gets his allowance, the lunch money, and his wallet taken by his father.
The father then gets all the money taken from him by the bully’s grandfather along with his own wallet. The grandfather then takes the money and gets it stolen by Billy along with his own wallet.
How do you get a baby into a small bowl?
A blender.
How do you get it out? Tostito chips.
My wife and I have been married over 30 years, but don’t get me wrong, we still perform tricks in the bedroom.
I sit up and beg, she rolls over and plays dead.
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.
You: Did you get the new snoo subscription?
Other: What's snoo?
You: Not much, how 'bout you?
Why did the one-armed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
When you get caught about to shoot up the school,
*slowly puts AR to chin*
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
My happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my H.I.V. test without studying.
Why did the bat cross the road? Because to get to the blood bar.
How did the necrophiliac get caught?
Some rotten cunt split on him....
Whoever invented the knock-knock joke should get a "no bell" prize.
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
What do you get when skeletons are dancing in a tin can?
Noise!
What do you get when someone named Victoria falls? A Victoria Falls!
Why did ze cow cross the road?
yo watch his mum getting butchered she was an udder failure.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some marijuana. Jack got high and slapped her thigh and said "you know you wanna". Jill said yes, pulled down her dress, and then they had some fun. Silly Jill forgot the pill and now they have a son.