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So I went to Comic-Con and saw a man with an arm missing, and I thought, "Cool display," until I heard him screaming and getting the other arm chopped off. Then I said, "Man, now that's a 10/10 display, wow!"
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Q: Why didn't the Oak tree win the election?
A: He didn't get the votes he was oaking for, because he was not the popular vote.
I thought of telling my teachers that I am transgender so I get to wear my AirPods in class.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it, but I'm not too worried. I think she is joking.
My mom said she will slam my head into my computer if I don't get off it. I'm not too worried though, I think she is just joking.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
Gwen, do you have to be so happy all the time? Even you don't get the joke!
Gwen, let's chat at night for about 1 hour! I want to get to know each other better!
P.S., it's Jake.
What does Jesus do when he gets nervous? He bites his nails.
How much pussy does a priest get? None.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Why did Dairy Queen and Burger King get arrested for copyright infringement? Because they gave birth to Five Guys.
School sucks, just like you, get roasted nerds.
If you tell me to get a life, you're telling me to get a life better than yours!
What is the state of California best for? Screwing everything up!
What is the state of Florida for? Rednecks for days!
What is the state of Texas for? Guns!
What is the state of Utah for? Mormons and Pligs baby! (I hate all of the religious stuff!)
What is the state of Idaho for? Calling other people Ho's, mostly!
What is the state of Nevada for? Ever heard of gambling?
What is the state of Delaware for? Literally anything that isn't exciting!
What is the state of New York for? In my state of mind, it's a song! (If you don't get this one, look up the song of New York State of Mind)
Does anyone ever get tired of being random? Me neither.