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Why doesn't a Muslim girl like her dad and namaz?
Because she has to get on her knees.
Why did your parents abandon you?
Because the first thing you dad said to be was; "GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY WIFE."
How to get free robux: buy robux to make a game to get more robux.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Only one of them gets picked...
What do you get when you cross between Tailga and emo?
Tailighmo.
I was lip to lip yesterday, and now I can't get the cum out of my mouth.
Why did the chicken nugget cross the road?
To get cooked by KFC.
My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.
Q. What do filicide jokes and filicide victims have in common?
A. They never get old.
Why did orphans play Poppy Playtime?
To get a family.
Little Johnny's neighbor just had a baby. He got invited to dinner with his neighbor. Little Johnny's dad said if he mentioned "ears" he will get a spank.
So Johnny looked in the bassinet. They were talking about the new baby. Johnny's mum said, "What beautiful eyes."
"That is great," said little Johnny, "because he will be stuffed if he needed glasses."
Why does the Queen play poker on the toilet?
Because she always gets a Royal flush!
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
Why are the people that get your order at restaurants called waiters? They don't wait for the food; we wait for the food. They should be called "note takers." They take notes for food.
Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?
He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.
"Help! I've fallen and I can't get up!"
Why did the koala cross the road to get to the other gum tree?
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
One gets picked.
Why do people hate math? They always get hungry while learning about the pie chart.