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Why did the guitar teacher get arrested?
For fingering the minor.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Jimmy: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Joe: Why?
Jimmy: To get to the idiot’s house.
Jimmy: Knock knock.
Joe: Who’s there?
Jimmy: It’s the chicken.
What do you get if a disabled person falls off a building? Mashed potatoes.
I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
Yo momma's so fat, when she gets in a monster truck, it turns into a lowrider.
"Why are all these orphans here?" said Chris.
"Because their dad went to go get the milk," said MrBeast.
3 Years Later,
"I AM GIVING APPLE IN A SHARE TO EVERY ORPHAN IN THE WORLD, AND I'M ALSO GIVING EACH OF THEM 1000000000000 DOLLARS."
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
Why did the emo get put at the back of the line? He cut himself.
what's the difference between apples and orphans? ... the apples get picked.
What's the quickest way to get to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What do my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
What do you do after raping a deaf person? Cut their fingers off so they don't tell anyone.
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Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
What do you get if you cross Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama? A blonde n1gger cunt.
Why does an orphan always get out in baseball?
Because he can't run home.
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...
Why did the cheetah get in trouble at school?
Because he cheated on a test.
People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.
The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."