I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
Gesture Jokes
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
A clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice jester.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Jesus created the T-pose first.
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
The deaf man said to the waiter:
"Mmmm."
The waiter said, "No English."
Then the deaf man signed, "F U."
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.
