If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.
When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!
Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?
Because Logan Paul left him hanging.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.