Gesture

Gesture Jokes

Pistol

I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.

Clown

If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...

...is that a romantic jester?

Finger

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have five fingers, and the middle one is for you.

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  • Joker

    A joker held the door open for me the other day. It was a nice gesture.

    Finger Gun

    When your friend does a finger-gun and his dad appears behind him and does it too, with the real deal!

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  • Logan Paul

    Why couldn't the Japanese man give a high five?

    Because Logan Paul left him hanging.

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  • Mood

    You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

    Slap

    The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

    The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”

    Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

    So the Pope slapped him.

    Man

    How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?

    You wave at him.

    Deaf man

    The deaf man said to the waiter:

    "Mmmm."

    The waiter said, "No English."

    Then the deaf man signed, "F U."