Jesus created the t-pose first
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.
How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree?
You wave at him.
the deaf man said to the waiter. mmmm the waiter said no english than the deaf man signed' f u'
Why can't dinosaurs clap? Because they're dead.