German jokes
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
1st Person: Do you want to know something funny?
2nd Person: Yeah, sure!
1st Person: I don’t know, I’m German!
Deutsch: Die, die nichts zu sagen haben, reden viel. Die, die was zu sagen haben, hingegen kaum.
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What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Chuck Norris one-shot down a German fighter plane by pointing his finger at it and yelling "bang!"
No matter how kind you are, German children are kinder.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.