Genealogy jokes
POV: Her name is Alli.
Tuesday, I was looking at my family tree, and two dogs were using it.
I asked my new girlfriend how many men she’d had before me.
She said not to worry, she could count them all on one hand.
Unfortunately, this was when I noticed she’s holding her cell phone with a calculator app open. I took note of her wallet inside a picture of what appeared to be 10 guys. I asked and she said that’s my fam as well. I noticed an Alabama driver's license. I asked which one was her dad. She said that she doesn’t talk to him anymore because he had sex with the boss’s daughter. I casually asked what he did for work. Self-employed? She said that’s the last time I use ancestry.com!
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple can trace back its family tree.
I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-
My grandpa and your hairline go way back.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
When you find out your great grandpa killed Hitler.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌
What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.
Q: How to hit an orphan?
A: Hit them with a family tree.
Incest.
When your genealogy chart is a straight line.
What do you call an orphan’s family tree?
A stump.
What do rednecks find when they research their family tree?
Their INCESTors!
My grandfather killed Hitler.
Get it? Get it?
I had a dad.