Genealogy jokes

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

Incest.

When your genealogy chart is a straight line.

Q: What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A: A stump.

What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

My great great grandfather killed Hitler😌

My grandpa and your hairline go way back.

Q.) What do you call an orphan's family tree?

A.) A family stump.

What is an orphan's family tree? A stump.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

What do you call an orphan family tree?

A tree stump.

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

When you go to Incestry.com instead of Ancestry.com.

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

What is an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

Son: “Dad, did you get the results of the DNA test back?”

Dad: “Call me George.”

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple can trace back its family tree.

My great grandpa killed Hitler.

I'm so proud of my grandpa, he killed Hitler. WAIT-

My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.