I am thine grandfather

great grandfather, to be exact.

I see. It is great to see you, great grandfather.

'Tis good to see thou too my brethren.

The prophecy foretold that thou would be a great man. Is it true?

Yes, great grandfather. The prophecy is fulfilled.

'Tis a trick question. Mine prophecies art always right.

Mine visions reach a limit however

The future of thine sons is unclear

I am the legendary myth that the prophets and astronomers were afraid of. I am Him. The prophecy incarnated.

Thou must ensure that they grow into great men such as thyself

Excellent

Yes, great grandfather. I am teaching my son what to teach my grandsons. They will make great warriors.

I am very glad to hear this. Perhaps mine slumber was not in vain after all.

Well grandson I am afraid to say that I must go now. I bid thou farewell. For now.

It was not in vain, great grandfather. You will die a proud man with great sons. You will see, great grandfather.

We shall see

Farewell, great grandfather. It was most joyful to see you again. Until next time.

wsg dagger

YaYa fuck them hoes

OLD MOTHERFUCKER WITH ALZHEIMERS

YOU'RE SO OLD THAT WHEN YOU WALKED OUT OF THE ANTIQUE STORE ALL OF THE ALARMS WENT OFF

@chainsaw shut your crusty ass before i rehit the twin tower monument.

you want so much attention, FUCKING LOSER

You're so old your favorite snack is oatmeal because it reminds you of how thick the soup was in the home you should definitely be living in right now. Fucking retard, I may hate my dad but you're an old ass fucking chopping down tree motherfucker.