Gender

Gender Jokes

Dick

They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

Library

I got fired from the library. What did I do? I only put a book on women's rights in the fiction section.

Mosquito

What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?

One stops sucking when you slap it.

Shower

A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

Mama

Your mama has slept with so many guys, she's starting to look like one.

Newborn

I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.

Driver

What do women and Nvidia have in common?

They both do not make very good drivers.

Woman

Why do women have small feet?

So they can stand closer to the sink.

Woman

What's the only time women are doing real work? When they are giving blow jobs.

Baseball

Why can't men play baseball?

Because no one can take the word "balls" seriously anymore.

Feminist

Why are feminist rape claims never taken seriously? Nobody wants to rape fat, hairy gorillas.

Girl

Why do girls rub their eyes after they wake up in the morning? because they don't have balls to scratch.

Feminist

How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.