Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He pirated GTA VI Hindi No Virus 2022.
Why don't some people have balls? Because they play soccer with them.
Lilly's hairline was so fat that Charlene could not find it on Roblox.
I got in trouble at school today because I played the knife game with a pair of scissors, but I couldn't flip them off because I was missing that finger.
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
what's a depressed person's favorite game?
hangman
Being a police officer in Nunavut must be so fun. They get to play Cut the Rope on the job all the time!
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Society is like chess, it's always whites vs blacks.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
when you don't have a phone to play Fruit Ninja and improvise.
Messi chiquito...
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Why are friends good at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
People be like: "What happened to Fruit Ninja? It was on your phone."
Me: "I upgraded, now I can play on my pro max thigh/wrists."
What does a ripped jacket and a golfer have in common?
They both have a hole in one.
I just beat the Hollow Knight and found it takes 26 hours to beat it, but it took me 69 hours to beat it.
