Game jokes
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
Why does America suck at Clash of Clans?
They already lost two towers.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
My aim is cursed; one of my Angry Birds hit a field.
Figure: Who wants to play hide and seek?
Seek and Hide: Me.
Figure: Okay, hide and I will hide and Seek will be it.
Seek: Why do I have to be it?
Figure: Because your name says so.
Quote of the day: It's never too late to be what you wished you were.
Hope y'all are having a great day! I just got back from a volleyball tournament that I had to be up at 5 AM for! We played three games and won the last one. We advanced and are playing a few more tomorrow. Wish me and my team good luck!
What do you call a sped kid in a wheelchair that caught on fire?
Hot Wheels.
It wasn't Islam that radicalized the terrorists who did 9/11.
Jenga comes to mind, though!
Foxy is red,
Bonnie is blue,
And Golden Freddy will kill you.
I met a baseball player, so I told him to make a home run, and he just looked at me with sadness. I don't know why.
By the way, he was an orphan.
Why are orphans so bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What's the difference between an orphan and a baseball player?
The baseball player knows where home base is.
What’s the difference between a WNBA player and a rotten apple? The apple has a chance to make it into the basket.
I left a ticket to a WNBA game on the dashboard when I went to go get the groceries.
A burglar broke in and left another one on the dashboard.
Why can't a missing child play baseball? Cuz he doesn't know where home is.
Why can't Mexicans play Uno? Because they steal all of the green cards.
Q: Why can't pilots play Jenga?
A: Because they will just hit the Twin Towers.
I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale? Because they already lost two towers.
Why are Americans bad at Clash of Royals?
Because they have already lost two towers!