How do parents punish a blind kid? They rearrange the furniture.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer? The drawer has papers.
So a woman gives birth to a child and the doctor grabs it by the leg and holds it upside down and starts swinging it around the room and slamming it into the furniture. The mother tries to get up and starts screaming and crying, “Let my baby go you sick bastard!”, and the doctor looks at the mother and stops swinging the baby. He is holding it by the left leg and starts chuckling, “I’m just kidding, it was already dead.”
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her? She left the plunger in the toilet she put door knobs on all the walls and she rearranged the furniture
Helen Keller walked into a bar, a chair and a table
Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark, that instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed? His name is Vladimir Pootin.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker🖕that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture
How did the blind boy's parents punish him Rearrange the furniture
Ariana Grande agrees with me on something: women belong in the kitchen and bedroom.
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
one thing led to another, now i have a new patio
What did one chair say to the other? "I'm so bummed out!"
I can't decide if i like rocking chairs or not..I keep going back and forth on them.
Why do orphans prefer ikea to the Home Depot? Because the Home Depot provides supplies for home. IKEA just provides furniture
What's an orphan's favorite store? Ashely Home Store
You Saturn a chair with Uranus
my sister wani is a dwarf so i seat on her as a chair
what do you call a legless table nothing
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair