Fun jokes
What’s a fun game to play during a pride parade?
Capture the flag.
What do slinkies and the handicapped have in common?
They are the most fun when pushed down a flight of stairs.
School was fun, but it was hard, almost like riding a bike that’s on fire and the grounds on fire and everything’s on fire because it’s hell.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
Why did the Twin Towers fall exactly at 9/11?
Because the terrorists thought that it would be fun to call 911 as a "prank."
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Happiness.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
What does a Rubik's cube and a penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Sometimes, you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
What is fun? Everyone.
Any singular person who makes fun of the Chinese in any of these posts is deemed a 他妈的傻逼.
Joke not up for debate.
Wade, you're a joke. The worst joke.
Hoped this would be a safer, more fun place to talk to my BP friends, but I guess not.
I've also learned that some people think "worst jokes ever" = "terrible unfunny jokes that make light of people who died horribly or otherwise suffered" instead of things like "why did the chicken cross the road?"-type jokes.
Maybe I'm just too old at this point.
Where do squirrels go for fun?
The acorn-ival.
I asked my dad why a grown man would play Pokémon Go?
He said “Wynaut.”