Fun jokes

Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!

So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.

What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?

Shell shock!

What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.

Gun + Backpack = Fun!

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull in a children's play area.

Why did Technoblade die?

Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they will never get home.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?

Because white people have white privilege.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and cheek.

What games do bats like to play at recess?

What time is fun?

Time for games!

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Fun game to get.

What game is for kids? Uno.