Why can't orphans play baseball?
Cause they will never get to home
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
I love you you too I love you you have a good night love 💕 love 💕 I love you you and your mom love ❤️ love ❤️ you have the best friends love 💕 you have fun love 💕 is it good you you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school 🏫 I have fun at home 🏡
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted:(:(😢🥺😢😭😭
What games do bats like to play at recess?
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What game is for kids? Uno.
What time is fun?
Time for games!
Fun game to get.
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
Fuck off!
What's the difference between a midget and a tall person? Only one of them can ride the rides.
I have one policy, and that is to not make fun of black people.
Sorry, Jesus. You were white in the Bible pictures.
