Fun Jokes

Why did Technoblade die?

Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.

What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.

To those who are dead now, was it fun?

What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?

One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.

Why do planets circle the sun?

'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they will never get home.

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A pitbull in a children's play area.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.

Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?

Because white people have white privilege.

What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?

Snowballs.

What games do bats like to play at recess?

I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭

What’s a booty’s favorite game?

Hide and cheek.

I love you. You too. I love you. You have a good night. Love. Love. I love you. You and your mom, love. Love. You have the best friends. Love. You have fun. Love. Is it good? You you have to walk home from school and walk walk home from school. I have fun at home.

Fun game to get.

What game is for kids? Uno.

What time is fun?

Time for games!

My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.

I don't laugh at Trump.

I was taught to NEVER make fun of the mentally handicapped.

Fuck off!