Fun jokes
What’s the difference between Rosa Parks and Muhammad Ali?
One fought for freedom, the other fought for fun.
Fun fact: this category of jokes is the MOST hated one by feminists.
Unless you force them the point.
Oh, the monkeys in the trees, they dance and they play, Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, they chatter all day. Their tails so long, their hands so fine, they swing and they sway, In the trees, they're the kings of the fray.
Their antics bring joy, their laughter so free, They're a delight to watch, as they jump and they spree. Their mischief is contagious, their fun so true, They're a treasure, a gift to me and you.
Their little hands so deft, their feet so light, They swing through the trees, with grace and might. They're a wonder, a marvel to see, A precious gift, a treasure to me.
Hi guys, so today I am going to do another blog. It's just for fun, and yeah. Enjoy!
So, this morning, when I woke up, I heard that I was getting new grips. I was so excited. (In case you guys don't know what grips are, they are sort of like gloves that go on your hands and they are for gymnastics bars.) I was excited because my old grips don't fit me anymore and my coach was like, "Oh I can get you some new ones since we have a meet in a week." And so I was like, "Oh, that's fine. My parents ordered me some. Thank you though." And she was like, "Okay, that's fine. Just make sure you have them by next week." So long story short, I have new grips now.
What's a turtle's favorite thrill ride?
Shell shock!
What hype is this place out? Is it for the night? You cannot say what is a great night. I have a good night.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
What's one thing you should never ask a suicidal person? "Are you okay?" because the next day they'll either be dead or have a lot more cuts than they started with.
To those who are dead now, was it fun?
Why do planets circle the sun?
'Cause they like the game of ring-around-the-rosy.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they will never get home.
What’s the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon.
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
A man with 20 dollars walked into Dave & Buster's. He went to the bathroom to wash his hands. He walked out without any clothes but still has his money.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
I’m am very sad that you guys are making fun of adopted kids because I am adopted :( :( 😢 🥺 😢 😭😭
What’s a booty’s favorite game?
Hide and cheek.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.