Tonight I'm making a fort. I'm calling it Fortnite.
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
A family of 3, a dad, a mom, and a 12 year old son are driving in the car when the dad says, “How about we play a little game of two truths and a lie? It’ll be fun.”
“Ok,” the mom and son reply happily.
“Let me start,” says the son.
“Ok, go ahead,” replies the mom.
“I hate video games, I hate school, and I love junk food,” says the son.
“Ooh ooh! You do love junk food, you do hate school, and you don’t hate video games,” says the mom.
“Your right!” He replies.
“I’ll go next,” says the dad. “I love your mom, you’re adopted, and my dad almost died in WWII.”
“Hmm... Your dad did not almost die in WWII, obviously I’m not adopted, and you do love my mom,” Says the son.
“The lie is the second on,” says the dad.
Q: What is red, white, and blue and fun to watch?
A: A cop car rolling over after trying to catch someone for speeding.
Viagra is a lot like amusement parks...
It's a one hour wait, for a two-minute ride.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They’re both fun to ride until your friends find out.
I like my women like a day: 24 year olds. 24 hours of fun.
The irony of metal jokes is pretty fun. But it leads to a lot of people stealing them.
Come on guys, please let's play Roblox. My name is xX_robloxGamer420Po_Xx.
A new game the whole family can play...
Incest.
Come on guys, it's not nice to make fun of autism. I mean really, the Riot devs try their best, but just because they have autism does not mean you can make fun of them. Make fun of them for something else, like their Down syndrome.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why do only guys have fun? There's only the word "penis" in happiness.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What's more fun than nailing a baby to the floor?
Ripping it off with a kick!
What has 4 legs and 1 arm?
A pitbull in a children's play area.
Happiness.
What happened to the egg after it went on the rollercoaster?
It was scrambled.
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
I have fun going on them roller coasters that go really high up and sitting by random people, and once we get to the high point, I look at the stranger and go "wham" and unplug their seat belt.
