Fun jokes

What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?

UNPROTECTED SEX.

Fun fact: If you're an orphan, you probably don't know your parents.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

I hate my birthday. For my first birthday my mom gave me my life. I liked it when it was new and fun. Now it's broken and sad and I wanna take it back.

I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest, it’s got its ups and downs.

So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.

One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.

Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.

Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.

Gun + Backpack = Fun!

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Why did the mushroom go to the party??

Because he was a fungi!

What should more fun than slapping a baby?

Deez nutz.

Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.

I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.

My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.

Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."

Incest is wincest. (That was above.)

Fun for the whole family!

Next of kin, count me in!

Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!

Where do people with no legs go to have fun?

Legnoland.

I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.

It was a breathtaking experience.

Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!

#HOMIEZ4Life

P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)