Fun jokes
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell.
Once we went to a light bulb party last night, YO it was freakin lit.
Gun + Backpack = Fun!
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
Why did the mushroom go to the party??
Because he was a fungi!
What should more fun than slapping a baby?
Deez nutz.
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always come back.
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told my friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him to.
Confused, my friend asked me what it was. I told him, "The Sandy Hook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
Incest is wincest. (That was above.)
Fun for the whole family!
Next of kin, count me in!
Fun fact: Toasters were originally called tanning breads!
Where do people with no legs go to have fun?
Legnoland.
I went scuba diving last year. It was fun, but at the end, I ran out of oxygen.
It was a breathtaking experience.
Apparently, I'm a category for jokes now. Hmm... ok!
#HOMIEZ4Life
P.S. Say "crack my finger," now say it backwards :)
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
I'm still playing hide & seek with my dad.
The teacher says to do your homework. I do. My friends do. One person never does any of his homework.
Eventually, we had to have fun. He said he didn't do it. WOW what did he do? I like to think he got smacked and nearly committed suicide.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.