4 cows went to the county fair. They saw a sign that said that next year animals can enter a singing contest. They decided that they would enter next year. So they called their group the 4 Cs Quartet since their names were Clementine, Candy, Cookie, and Columbine. They discovered how they could win. After a discussion they decided to eat as much corn as possible, so they would sing in perfect 4 part hominy.
Hi how are you today
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
Why don't romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)
Why is sex with pandas so much fun? I don't know it just is. 🐼
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX
fun fact if your an orphan you probably dont know your parent
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.
i hate my birthday for my first birthday my mom gave me my life i liked it when it was new and fun now its broken and sad and i wanna take it back
I got a new job at a trampoline park the other day. If I’m being honest it’s got its ups and downs
So two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river. One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. Un Deux Trois Cat was nowhere to be seen. So One Two Three Cat figured that Un Deux Trois Cat sank.
Anyone who makes fun of Prof should go to hell
once we went to a light bulb party last night , YO it was freakin lit.
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Gun + Backpack = Fun
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??
bcause he was a fun person!!
What should more fun than slapping a baby
Deez nutz
Some kids at school made fun of me for playing Halo. I gave them a halo.
I like playing with Yoyos, because at least they always comeback
My friend had this annoying little kid that always used to yell and scream when he didn't get what he wanted. I told me friend there's a new attraction a few states away he could take him too. Confused my friend asked me what it was. I told him "The Sandyhook Experience: Where you come in and leave with a 'hole' lot of fun."
