Fruit jokes
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like an apple.
Pineapple turnover.
Why are grapes never alone?
Because they hang out in a bunch!
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
If an orange is orange, does that mean it's orange?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple actually gets picked.
Who was purple and wanted to rule the world?
Alexander the Grape.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
My friend nearly drowned in her bowl of muesli the other day. She was pulled in by a strong "currant."
What fruit is square and green? A lemon in disguise.
Why were the apple and orange all alone? Because the banana "split."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
Banana who?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are picked.
what kind of shoes are made of banana peels? slippers.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What’s the difference between an apple and a depressed kid? The apple falls from the tree.
What do you get when you mix a lemon and a cat?
A sourpuss.