Friend a Jokes

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

'i told my black friend a joke'' told him he needs to lighten up!!!

What kind of man would be a lesbians best friend? A decimen.

Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff

They died of happiness and a 30 story fall

So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, I hope that wan't to much to (Handel), (Dont) let it (Strauss) you out. For all of my musicians out there!

I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read

I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.

i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it

Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night

Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see

Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!

me: knock knock friend: who's there me: a broken pencil friend: a broken pencil who? me: nevermind its pointless

why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.

I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."

So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."

I bought my friend a rope for his birthday he said it was the most violent book ever

Friend: I got bit Other friend: By what? Friend : A dog Other friend :( Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies )