I called my guy friend a cock-sucker the other day, he replied with, "Hey, 20 bucks is 20 bucks."
What kind of man would be a lesbian's best friend? A decimen.
My mom gave my friend for a blow job for god luck on his job interview, then my mom gave my other friend a blow job for his interview and they both got the job, now who needs good luck got their job interview just ask my mom. My mom is a good luck charm.
Friend A.Do you like Wendy's?Friend B.Yes why?Friend A.Wen-dez nuts in your mouth!
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
why didn't the orphans stay at the park for days? because they had no one to pick them up. what's a orphans best friend? a boomarange because it's the only thing that ever came back.
As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.
I gave my blind friend a peice of sand paper, he said it was the most grusome book ever.
i got my blind friend a tv.. he never uses it
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
I bought my friend a rope for his birthday he said it was the most violent book ever
Friend a Why you still a virgin bro Friend b I was until was night
Friend a nah nah who with Friend b your sister Friend a I don't have a sister Friend just wait 9 months you'll see
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
So, I got my blind friend a big Mac for his birthday, a week later he walked up to me and said "Damn, that was the most violent book I've ever read."
me: knock knock friend: who's there me: a broken pencil friend: a broken pencil who? me: nevermind its pointless
I gave my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. Next week he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Friend: I got bit Other friend: By what? Friend : A dog Other friend :( Runs away and the next day you know everyone is wearing a mask and the friend gets expelled because of rabies )
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
