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Suicide

Anonymous · 8 years ago

Allan: What are you doing Saturday night? Museum girl: Committing suicide. Allan: What about Friday night?

Sequence

Heroin Monkey · 8 months ago

A February calendar grid titled "Fibonacci Fap February". Instead of standard dates, the large numbers in each cell follow the Fibonacci sequence (where each number is the sum of the two preceding ones), starting with 1 on February 1st and ending with 317,811 on February 28th.

Friend

Unimportant Intelligence · 2 years ago

Who would've known?

The image shows a "Did you know?" graphic stating, "If you're playing World of Warcraft on a Friday night & you put your ear up to your monitor, it sounds exactly like having no friends."

Weather

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a phone's weather forecast. The background is a gradient of red. At the top, white text reads, "gonna need a coat on tuesday 😭🙏". Below this, a list of days and their corresponding temperatures is displayed. The days listed are "Today" (27°), "Monday" (18°-28°), followed by "Doomsday" (21°-1000°). The subsequent days are "Wed" (15°-24°), "Thu" (13°-22°), "Fri" (10°-22°), "Sat" (12°-22°), and "Sun" (11°-20°). The temperature for Doomsday, 1000°, is highlighted in red.

Weather

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a weather application interface, displaying a forecast for "Pluto". The current temperature is -387° and it's cloudy. The hourly forecast shows temperatures ranging from -387° to 388°. The 10-day forecast shows daily temperatures, mostly in the -380s, with several days indicating a high chance of snow. An overlay text bubble says, "I fucking hate living here 😭💔💔". The background is a faint image of Pluto.

Cat

Ashton Parkes · 3 years ago

routy!!

The image shows two side-by-side pictures of a cat. On the left, the cat is black and white, looking calm with the text "FRIDAY, 4:59PM" below it. On the right, the cat is brown and white, yawning widely with the text "FRIDAY, 5:00PM" below it.

Dance

Depresso_Espresso · 3 years ago

I have a dance next friday and i dont wanna go

A young person with a bruise on their eye is looking at the camera with their eyes closed.

Monday

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

Me after Monday

A dog dressed in a robe and towel on its head sits on a couch with a mug. The text on the image reads, "It's been a long week."

Freedom

Wade · 3 years ago

MERICA

An eagle is in the center of the picture with the American flag in the background. The text reads 'ALEX: HEY YOU FREE FRIDAY' and 'EMILY: DAMN RIGHT I'M FREE. THIS IS AMERICA'.

Event

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A promotional poster for a boxing match between Jake Paul and Joe Biden. The poster is titled “A Netflix Live Event” and has images of both men. It also shows “AT&T Stadium, Arlington, TX” as the location and “Friday November 15” as the date of the fight. The logos of “Most Valuable Promotions” and “Netflix” are also visible.

Party

JaBe mistr 😃 · 1 year ago

A close-up photo of an older man with white hair and a beard, known as Hide the Pain Harold, holding a white phone receiver to his ear. He has a forced, slightly pained smile. The text "FRIDAY PARTY?" is at the top, and "YES, SURE, I WILL COME" is at the bottom.

School

Lostin Flowers · 3 years ago

Me when school ends on a Friday

A video shows a person, supposedly a student, running away from a room after school ends on Friday. The text overlay says 'I'm free.'

Community talk

Bree_ 7772

Poll · 7 months ago

Just watched almost all of the Friday the 13ths and Jason blah blah blah. HEAR MEOUT. LIKE.. LISTEN HE IS JUST.. AHHHHHHHHHH

UK

Fridays are beautiful things

Anonymous

Bro I just realised Valentines Day was on Friday

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