I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast any time," so I ordered French toast during the Renaissance.
— Steven Wright
One night when I was six, I had this super annoying accent, and when I said the number "six," Oh no... One night my Catholic priest asked me how many cookies I needed for my family. I told him six, but thanks to my accent being mixed with many others including Scottish, French, and Russian, it sounded like I said "I need to have sex." He looked at me strange then pulled me into a closet, being a pedo.
When Momma asked me why I was missing for 6 hours, I told her, "I went to get the cookies like you told me to, and father raped the Christianity out of me." The angry look she gave my father was amazing. Then with my Papa, she beat the hell outta him.
Serves him right.
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Do I do the same for dinner tomorrow morning for you?
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Knock, knock? Who's there? French. French who? French fries!
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
What did the French Fry 🍟 say to the Hamburger 🍔?
I guess that’s a wrap!
Where were the first French Fries 🍟 made?
In Greece.
Bonjour all ;-) , nd here a frog ( French) joke lol.
Qui a inventé le mètre et qui a inventé le centimètre? (Who invented the meter, and who invented the centimeter?)
Answer: Adam à inventé le mêtre, parce qu'il voulait le (mettre) de dans... (Adam invented the meter because he wanted to put it in).
Eve à inventée le centimetre, parce qu'elle voulait, le sentir-metre (centimetre) Eve invented the centimeter, because she wanted to feel it when going in...
What do french fries 🍟 do when they meet?
They ketchup.
I asked a French man if he played videogames, and he said, "Wii!"
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheeseburgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through.
So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress, I guess! :D
Why are the best used guns from France?
Because they have never been fired and they have only been dropped once.
Why are french fries rude?
Did you know that French fries aren't from France? They're cooked in Greece.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.
Why do the French eat snails?
They don’t like fast food!
A french fry was talking to a potato, but the potato didn't understand what he was saying.
It was because he didn't speak French.
