Fortnite

Fortnite jokes

Kid

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Kid

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

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Relationship

Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

Memes

Insult

My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

Tower

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Alien

Why do humans hate aliens?

Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

Hairline

Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

Chrome

Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

Player

Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

Because they like to floss.

Card

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Plane

Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.