Fortnite

Fortnite jokes

Kid

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Kid

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

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  • Relationship

    Don't treat her like a gold pump when she's treating you like a gray pistol. Put down a launch pad and rotate.

    Tower

    What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

    They both lost their tower.

    Insult

    My girlfriend called me a "bot" in Fortnite, so I called her "sandwich maker 3000."

    Alien

    Why do humans hate aliens?

    Because Fortnite took them out of the game, and I want aliens back in Fortnite!

    Chrome

    Chrome turns you into chrome, but there is a chrome back bling, and it does nothing to you.

    Hairline

    Ur hairline is like a Fortnite map at the start of a new season waiting to be identified.

    Player

    Why do Fortnite players have such good teeth?

    Because they like to floss.

    Card

    Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it?

    And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

    Plane

    Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.