Fortnite

Fortnite jokes

Cancer

  • What is a type of cancer that:

    Affects you. Is caused by a device. Is annoying. People won't stop talking about it?

    Easy, the answer is Fortnite.

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  • Victory

  • "We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

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  • Screen

  • Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?

    He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.

    Song

  • Hey guys, starting tomorrow, I will put one letter of the "doin your mom" song every day. Can I finish the song?

    Also, I might be in Fortnite, hehehehehe.

    Season

  • Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.

    Plane

  • Me and my friend were cranking 90s in Fortnite, then our other friend joined, started flying a plane. We died like all the people in 9/11.

    Life

  • Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite." Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly." Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game." Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..." Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

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  • Community talk

  • Meine Mama hat einfach erlaubt dass ich cola trinken darf! Wie cool ist dass bitte? Ich zocke fortnite..und trinke cola! YIPEEEEEE!

  • we can go gyatt for gyatt fuq that, we can go rizz for rizz nineteen bucks for the Fortnite card double pump with the fanum tax i got the aura, the sigma, the ligma, and Livvy, she say I got rizz it's got to the point that I don't even care, I got drip in the shop that I don't even wear