Newest Forest Jokes - Page 4 - Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a jedi teacher who lives in a forest?

Obi Van Canopy

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says "I forgot to store acorns for winter so now I am dead" haha it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

A man was taking a child into a dark forest. The child said, "I'm scared..." The man replied, "Well I have to walk home alone."

What did one tree say to another in a crisis? Don't leaf me when things get bad.

its not surprising there inst a whole lot of good tree jokes. most foresters have a wooden personality

Two men were were on a hike through a forest when on of the hikers got bit on his ass by a snake the other hiker ran to the village 2 miles away and explained to a doctor there what had happened the doctor told him to cut a cross with a knife where he had been bitten and suck out the venom so he ran back to the first hiker who asked him, ''have u got the cure'' hiker number two just said nah mate your dead

One man was very depressed cause he lost everything. He lost his job. He lost his home and he lost his wife. So he went lonely into the forest to grief. Suddenly with the head rise up he sees Santa Claus walking by. - Santa? he asks. 'Why are you early, it is not even christmas?' - ho, ho. Don't worry about me. Lets worry about you instead' says Santa. What is the problem my friend?' - I lost everything good in my life. I got fired from my job. My wife divorced me. I lost my house.' Santa: I can help you. You can wish three things you want in life and i'll give it to you-' Man: My first wish is i want my house back. Santa: Done! Man: My second wish is i want 1 million amount of cash in my bank account. Santa: Done! Man: My third wish is i also want my job back! Santa: Done, but before i actually give you those wishes, I haft to hump you. Man: Okey. Lets do it. So the Santa claus takes of his pants to hump the man. After they are done humping the santa ask the man: -How old are you? Man: I am 35 years old. Santa: And still believe in Santa Claus??!! HOHOHOHO!!!

wo tall trees, a birch and a beech, are growing in the woods. A small tree begins to grow between them, and the beech says to the birch, “Is that a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The birch says he cannot tell, but just then a woodpecker lands on the sapling. The birch says, “Woodpecker, you are a tree expert. Can you tell if that is a son of a beech or a son of a birch?” The woodpecker takes a taste of the small tree and replies, “It is neither a son of a beech nor a son of a birch, It is, however, the best piece of ash I have ever poked my pecker into.”

aight imma make like a tree and leaf

*****u have to leave right after u tell this joke****

What is the difference between a human being and a tree 🌲? A human can walk and a tree 🌳 can not walk

Mushroom

What is forest Gumps password?

1forest1

D you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears :3

I speak for the trees * Trees whisper in my ear* They said six million wasn't enough

Q) What do trees call deforestation ? A) TREASON

Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle?- cause there are cheetahs!!

What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest? Panda-monium!

So, I was walking down the path of my life with bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his. One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?" He, then, looks me straight in the eyes, and say,"Raw!"