Do you like tree jokes? Because they leaf me in tears! :3
I speak for the trees.
*Trees whisper in my ear*
They said six million wasn't enough.
Q) What do trees call deforestation?
A) TREASON!
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
What do you call a wild party in a bamboo forest?
Panda-monium!
So, I was walking down the path of my life with Bigfoot, noticing the two pairs of footprints, mine and his.
One day, I notice his prints are gone. I look up to him and say, "You had promised you would always be there for me. How is this possible?"
He then looks me straight in the eyes and says, "Raw!"
I saw a petition on replacing gravestones with trees so it will be a beautiful forest.
Son: Where's grandma?
I went into a forest with my sharp laptop with F13. Now I'm a real HACKER.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
What did the tree say to the Lumberjack? Leaf me alone!
Two hunters are walking in the forest together. Hunter #2 flops down, unconscious, and Hunter #1 dials 911.
Operator: "911, what's your emergency?"
Hunter no. 1: "The other hunter, hunting with me in the woods, fell asleep."
Operator: "Check if he's/she's (not assuming genders) dead."
*Operator hears a distant gunshot*
Hunter no. 1: "What do I do next?"
So, two cats, one English (named "One Two Three Cat") and one French (named "Un Deux Trois Cat"), are walking through a forest and come across a river. To have a little fun, they decide to have a race across the river.
One Two Three Cat swam across, and when he finished the race, he looked behind him. "Un Deux Trois Cat" was nowhere to be seen. So "One Two Three Cat" figured that "Un Deux Trois Cat" sank.
A lumberjack goes to a person's house.
Then he realized the tree was too big and was stumped and had to leaf.
Trees are so social. They're always branching out.
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
What did one tree say to the tree that was a bully? "LEAF me alone."
A bear is like your best mate, Harry.
If you stab them, they die from a stab wound.
A man walks into a forest and sees a girl crying. He asks her, "What is wrong?"
She replies, "I lost my family, my friends, and my home."
The man then unties his pants and says, "Then young lady, your day is about to get worse!"
A blind teenager who is bad at reading wants to go hunting, so he finds a hunting ground called s-ch-ool.
A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "Do you have any problems with shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit says, "No." So the bear wipes his ass with the rabbit.
