New York Jets Jokes

What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?

The New York Jets.

What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?

New York Jets.

What's the twin towers' favorite football team?

New York Jets.

What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?

The New York Jets.

Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.

Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?

Because they are afraid of the jet.

What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?

They both fall in September.

What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?

New York Jets.