New York Jets jokes
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
What's 9/11 survivors' least favorite NFL team?
New York Jets.
What's the twin towers' favorite football team?
New York Jets.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
Why were the Twin Towers afraid of the New York Jets?
Because they are afraid of the jet.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center?
They both fall in September.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
I think they are New York Jets fans and the Jets QB helped them... That's why one of them was off target.
What is the main group of teens in West Side Story?
New York Jets.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
Look, I'm innocent. I was just going on vacation in NY, but my co-pilot said: "Hit it with your best shot."
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.