Food

Food Jokes

Yo mama

Yo mama so stupid that she thought Subway was a place where you buy subways.

Costco

What Costco food is associated with Michael Joseph Jackson?

The Jackson dog. It's 49-year-old sausage between 6-year-old buns.

Mouth

The only thing running in THIS family’s your big ass mouth! Oh, I’d better shut up, or Big Bertha’s gonna confuse my head for a burger!

Shawarma

Zis iz za best joke in za west: exsepz if zu put ketup in shawarma itz yo mama!

Abortion clinic

Hi! Welcome to Papa John's abortion clinic, where yesterday's meat is today's treat. How may I be of service?

Orphan

Why do orphans eat cereal with water?

Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.

Stereotype

Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?

A: All the rice is gone.

Orphan

Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

Difference

Q: What is the difference between Americans and Africans? A: Some of them have food, and some of them don't have food.