What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding only half a worm.
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career. In the trailer Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
My mom ate my food, So I ate her pet hamster ;}
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.
What's the difference between a peanut and a priest?
With a peanut, you have to break the shell open for the nut to come out.
Why did the chicken cross the road to KFC?
He wanted to see a chicken strip.
What does a person eat before a race?
Answer: They fast
so the man asks me, "Jesus how do you want your steak "
so I said, "well done, my good faithful servant, well done.
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
"Oh waiter! Waiter!"
"Yes sir?"
"Do you have frog's legs?"
"Why yes"
"Good. Now hop along and get me a steak!"
Whats a cannibal's favourite drink? A Bloody mary
I wanted to bomb a restaurant so i went in there with a bomb...but the bomb got diffused and did not work . I asked a person standing nearby i said. "" hey do you know how to fix this bomb so i can blow up this place? "" He gave me a book. It was the quran I said what the hell is that..! He said, " this is the official manual for bomb making."
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
Juce world farts smell like Macdonalds
How does a cannibal like his meat?
Human.
why shouldn't you let a Chinese person play baseball?
cause they'll eat the bat
If you put ice cream on the nutty brownie, you’re serving it ala-mond.
Cashew a question? Nut now!
The cashew called the peanut boring. The peanut felt very unsalted.
